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  • Real Name: *Asterisk*
  • Location: Fresh from Prison
  • Member Since: September 25th, 2012 05:34 pm
  • Last Seen: November 1st, 2012 01:48 pm
  • Personal tag line: Suma cum laude from the finest Southwestern insane asylum.
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About *Asterisk*

I'm a man of simple pleasures, all of which are very expensive when ordered fifty times in a row.


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