BAHGAWD, ARE WE ACTUALLY STARTING THIS PARAGRAPH IN J.R.'S VOICE?! WE ARE! It certainly isn't the silliest intro in pro wrestling history. It's not even the most random wrestling intro. Nah, we're just such enthusiastic wrestling fans we talk like that sometimes. Seriously, Cracked writers seem to be in the squared circle, or like J.R., announcing the matches. Even our non-wrestling fans are fascinated by whatever Vince McMahon's whole deal is. Which…did we ever settle that? What Vince McMahon, like…like his goals? Or existential purpose? Seems like we're still working on that. More to follow, we guess. Here's what we got so far:

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