CRACKED Staff

Why The iPhone 7 Sucks (For Everyone Except Apple)

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By CRACKED Staff

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September 14, 2016

9 Lame Hobbies White People Love (For Some Reason)

Conquering Kilimanjaro is not as difficult as the terrifying name makes it seem. Just take the path called the Coca-Cola route.

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By CRACKED Staff

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May 15, 2016

5 WTF Comicbook Origins Of Batman V Superman

Think of the following comics as the embarrassing parents to Batman V Superman's angry goth kid.

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By CRACKED Staff, JM McNab

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February 24, 2016

Why Everyone Is Obsessed With The Apocalypse

We traveled all the way to the famous Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and teamed up with our friends at GE to do a live episode about the apocalypse in front of a sold-out crowd.

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By CRACKED Staff, GE

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January 12, 2016

The Top 25 Cracked Articles Of 2015

The views have been tallied. The critics have been ignored. Nothing but the hits: the 25 most crazy popular articles we put up this year.

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By CRACKED Staff

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December 25, 2015

5 Reasons To Watch The Cracked Podcast LIVE At UCB This Week

The apocalypse survival strategies you'll gain should be enough to get you to buy a ticket.

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By CRACKED Staff

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December 07, 2015

The 5 Craziest Stories Of The 2016 Election So Far (Pt. 2)

While everyone is saying equally dumb stuff as Ben Carson, he's the only one suffering in the polls for it.

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By CRACKED Staff

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December 06, 2015

The 5 Craziest Stories Of The 2016 Election So Far (Pt.

It is a foregone conclusion that Hilary Clinton is going to win the Democratic nomination, to the chagrin of the keyboard-killers who thought Sanders would be our POTUS for the next 60 years.

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By CRACKED Staff

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November 23, 2015

If Everything Had A Fantasy League: Election Edition

The upcoming election is a total clown car. So we might as well have fun with it.

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By CRACKED Staff

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November 08, 2015

Cracked Store Update: Have A Halloween Geek-Out With Us

Do you like comics? Do you like cosplay? Are you a fan of general frivolity and merriment? Then come hang with Cracked Oct. 30 to Nov. 1 at Comikaze.

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By CRACKED Staff

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October 08, 2015

Cracked Store Update: We're Getting Political!

Robot Teddy Roosevelt 2016.

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By CRACKED Staff

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October 01, 2015

Cracked Store Post: Futuristic Violence And Fancy Shirts

Dear David Wong, Hey Buddy! It's the Cracked marketing team here. You remember us, right?

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By CRACKED Staff

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September 24, 2015

Cracked Store Update: 5 Shirts To Up Your Condescension Game

Buy these five art-themed shirts and the world will respect you as the culture vulture you are.

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By CRACKED Staff

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September 17, 2015

Cracked's Store Update: Sports Shirts For Fans AND Non-Fans

Football season, and by extension sports season, is now here in America. Which means you need some sports shirts, buddy.

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By CRACKED Staff

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September 10, 2015

The Cracked Store Update: The Labor Day Sweep

Just consider us the Labor Day Santa Claus. Or something.

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By CRACKED Staff

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September 01, 2015

The Cracked Store Update: Sorry You're Going Back To School

Oh no, school's almost here and you didn't buy any new clothes! Good thing we have you covered!

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By CRACKED Staff

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August 25, 2015

Cracked Live Stream Commentary: 'Terminator 2'

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By CRACKED Staff

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June 25, 2015

6 Reasons Why The Cops Keep Killing People (Besides Racism)

When will cops freaking stop killing people?

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By CRACKED Staff, Chris Radomile

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May 03, 2015

5 Baffling Dick Moves That Won Actual Lawsuits

The legal system is messed up, man.

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By CRACKED Staff

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April 21, 2015

2 New Shirts for 'Game of Thrones' Fans

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By CRACKED Staff

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March 30, 2015