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Cracked's Holiday Gift Guide For Your Pals And Pets!
These human and animal companions make your wretched time on this crumbling planet marginally bearable. Blow some quality cash on them this season.
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Cracked's Holiday Gift Guide For Your Family And Loved Ones!
It's that time of year again!
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- By CRACKED Staff, Katie Goldin
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The Same Dumb Plan That Every Movie Villain Keeps Trying
A supervillain plan to destroy the world is idiotic by default because, well, where are they going to live?
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- By CRACKED Staff, Spencer Thew
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Saying Goodbye To Jack O'Brien, Cracked's Cool Dad
Legendary Cracked Editor-in-Chief Jack O'Brien has, after 11 years, left the company for browner pastures. So, some of us who worked with him have collaborated to prepare a kind of eulogy because he is, of course, now dead to us.
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Go See The Cracked Stand-Up Show! Sincerely, Unbiased Us
It’s happening this Thursday! And you're already a fan of every comedian on the lineup.
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3 Products To Help You Hide Your Gross Internet Activity
If you've ever had a suspicion that your internet activity is vulnerable to hackers and spies, you're absolutely, 100 percent correct.
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Detroiters: The Madmen of Detroit Public Access
From Executive Producers Lorne Michaels and Jason Sudeikis, Comedy Central's new series, Detroiters
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New Series Detroiters: A Friendship That's All Hustle, No Flow
One of the hallmarks of true friendship is having someone who will never say
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Why Democrats Are Every School Yard Bully's Wet Dream
In reality, if a werewolf tried to play high school basketball, he'd be shot in the face by Betsy DeVos.
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Here's What You Need To Know About Our Stand-Up Comedy Show
It’s happening this Thursday! And here's why you're a fan of every comedian on the lineup.
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Trump News: What You Read On Social Media Vs. The Truth
We've collected and summarized all the news you should know, so you can stay informed and have more time to think of better 'golden shower' puns.
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Headphones for the Post-Election Apocalypse
America has most likely ushered in the literal apocalypse.
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What You Should Know About Ken Bone
If you're like us and didn't know who he is or why he's famous, we've put together a simple FAQ to lay out everything you need to know about Ken Bone.
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The Problem With Calling Donald Trump A Nazi
A message to the people painting swastikas on Donald Trump signs this fall: We're gonna need you to be more specific.
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The 7 Dumbest Things You'll See In Every Sorority Video
Honestly, if the sorority you're looking to join does not fit all of these tropes into their video, burn their house down.
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6 Things We Wouldn't Have Without Donald Trump
As the 2016 election approaches its home stretch, Donald Trump is still finding time to invent basically everything he does.
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WTF Secret Lives Your Favorite Celebs Keep Under The Radar
For celebrities, keeping closeted passions out of the limelight can be difficult.
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