Cracked's Holiday Gift Guide For Your Pals And Pets! These human and animal companions make your wretched time on this crumbling planet marginally bearable. Blow some quality cash on them this season. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published November 27, 2017
Cracked's Holiday Gift Guide For Your Family And Loved Ones! It's that time of year again! Authors By CRACKED Staff, Katie Goldin Published November 24, 2017
The Same Dumb Plan That Every Movie Villain Keeps Trying A supervillain plan to destroy the world is idiotic by default because, well, where are they going to live? Authors By CRACKED Staff, Spencer Thew Published November 10, 2017
Saying Goodbye To Jack O'Brien, Cracked's Cool Dad Legendary Cracked Editor-in-Chief Jack O'Brien has, after 11 years, left the company for browner pastures. So, some of us who worked with him have collaborated to prepare a kind of eulogy because he is, of course, now dead to us. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published June 05, 2017
Go See The Cracked Stand-Up Show! Sincerely, Unbiased Us It’s happening this Thursday! And you're already a fan of every comedian on the lineup. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published March 20, 2017
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3 Products To Help You Hide Your Gross Internet Activity If you've ever had a suspicion that your internet activity is vulnerable to hackers and spies, you're absolutely, 100 percent correct. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published February 17, 2017
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New Series Detroiters: A Friendship That's All Hustle, No Flow One of the hallmarks of true friendship is having someone who will never say Authors By CRACKED Staff Published February 07, 2017
Why Democrats Are Every School Yard Bully's Wet Dream In reality, if a werewolf tried to play high school basketball, he'd be shot in the face by Betsy DeVos. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published February 04, 2017
Here's What You Need To Know About Our Stand-Up Comedy Show It’s happening this Thursday! And here's why you're a fan of every comedian on the lineup. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published January 23, 2017
Trump News: What You Read On Social Media Vs. The Truth We've collected and summarized all the news you should know, so you can stay informed and have more time to think of better 'golden shower' puns. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published January 13, 2017
Headphones for the Post-Election Apocalypse America has most likely ushered in the literal apocalypse. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published November 09, 2016
What You Should Know About Ken Bone If you're like us and didn't know who he is or why he's famous, we've put together a simple FAQ to lay out everything you need to know about Ken Bone. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published October 19, 2016
The Problem With Calling Donald Trump A Nazi A message to the people painting swastikas on Donald Trump signs this fall: We're gonna need you to be more specific. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published October 06, 2016
The 7 Dumbest Things You'll See In Every Sorority Video Honestly, if the sorority you're looking to join does not fit all of these tropes into their video, burn their house down. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published October 01, 2016
Eerie Similarities Between Trump, Putin, ISIS & Kim Jong Un Authors By CRACKED Staff Published September 30, 2016
6 Things We Wouldn't Have Without Donald Trump As the 2016 election approaches its home stretch, Donald Trump is still finding time to invent basically everything he does. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published September 22, 2016
WTF Secret Lives Your Favorite Celebs Keep Under The Radar For celebrities, keeping closeted passions out of the limelight can be difficult. Authors By CRACKED Staff Published September 20, 2016
Bayer Purchased Monsanto (And We Are All Screwed) Authors By CRACKED Staff Published September 16, 2016
