Hi, friend! I'm Alex Schmidt, here with a 30-second rundown of this month's The Cracked Stand-Up Show.

THE CRACKED STAND UP SHOW! hosted by ALEX SCHMIDT Featuring KATE BERLANT IAN KARMEL JEFF MAY NIKKO GLASER TOM REIMANN THURSDAY, MARCH 23RD 9PM AT NERD

It's happening this Thursday at 9:00 P.M. at the NerdMelt Showroom (home of The Nerdist Podcast, Harmontown, The Meltdown With Jonah And Kumail, and more awesome stuff). And you can get a ticket here! Yes, you!

Anyway, I promised you a 30-second guide. So with the clock running down, here's proof that this is an unmissable lineup of comedians. We've got:

Tom Reimann

That's right, Cracked's own Tom Reimann! Writer, editor, comedian, part-time puppeteer, and maker of sweet-ass Cracked videos like this one:

Nikki Glaser

The host of Not Safe With Nikki Glaser! The comedian whose hour-long Comedy Central special was literally perfect! Third thing!

Jeff May

Host of Mint On Card, one of L.A.'s best stand-up shows. Frequent Unpopular Opinion guest. And literally one of my favorite comedians on Earth.

Kate Berlant

She's incredible at everything from stand-up, to experimental short films, to mind-blowing characters you've seen on Netflix:

Ian Karmel

He writes for James Corden, he's opened for John Oliver, his album is crazy good, and here he is crushing on Conan:

HOLY COW, RIGHT? What a good show that you should come to. Get tickets here. And I know I ran out of seconds on that 30-second clock last time I did one of these promo thingies, but this time? THIS TIME? Boy oh boy, lemme tell ya, I'm gonna finish with a-

Alex Schmidt is a staff video writer for Cracked, with a website and a Twitter and a disciplined approach to time limits.

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