Ryan Menezes
Ryan Menezes has written over 1,400 articles, totaling over 1.7 million words, attracting over 150 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
4 Ways Life Looks Shockingly Different With Only One Eye
We spoke to a few Cyclopses about their experience, and it turns out it's all fun and games until somebody loses an ... oh, right.
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Realities Of Being A Gay Phone Sex Operator (Who's Straight)
Yes, phone-sex is still a thing because tradition is important, even when you're masturbating.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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6 Things Only A Sewage Treatment Plant Knows About Your Town
Well, at least the good news is we don't have to give up toilet paper.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Things I Learned Going To Military Prison
The military has its own special way of punishing lawbreakers, and while we don't know much about military justice, we assume it's not one hour to think in the time-out corner.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Wayne Giles
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I Hide Illegal Immigrants In Plain Sight: 6 Secret Realities
Even after an immigrant has entered Texas via Mexico, their journey still isn't over. Sanctuaries like Immaculate House are just one part of that journey.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Insane Things TV Forgets To Mention About Nurses
It may seem like we're intentionally seeking out just the grossest, most horrifying jobs in the world for these articles, but we assure you we're not doing it on purpose.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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Hidden Changing Room Cameras: 7 Security Guard Confessions
Shoplifters beware ... but not really because proving shoplifting is nigh impossible.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes, Carolyn Burke
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7 Awful Things I Learned About Surgery By Helping Surgeons
WARNING: The following is gross and terrifying and is not for the faint of heart.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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I Travel 300 Days A Year: 5 Bizarre Things You Learn
Life in the jet set isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Anonymous
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6 Things You Learn Training, And Owning, Service Dogs
We've been breeding dogs for centuries for every dumb task we no longer feel like doing ourselves, but it wasn't until recently that we began training them to help people with disabilities.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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6 Gruesome Things You See Working In An Aquarium
When you are a fish in an aquarium, no one can hear you scream.
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- By George Baily, Ryan Menezes
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6 Brutal Things You Experience As An Ex-Convict
What's life like after you reenter a society that would much rather you stay behind bars?
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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6 Depressing Realities Of Writing Young Adult Fiction
We wanted to know more about this industry that's rife with thieves and shameless lies, so we spoke to a couple of authors to get the inside scoop.
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- By Ryan Menezes, KJ Taylor, Jack Heath
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I Accidentally Took PCP And Went Crazy: 6 Insane Lessons
The following is a very real account and not to be confused for a sequel to 'Conspiracy Theory.'
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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I Am Young And I Have Alzheimer's: 6 Awful Realities
Kevin Ducharme is 41 with Alzheimer's. We're giving him a chance to share all he knows about it, while he's still able to share anything at all.
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- By Kevin Ducharme, Ryan Menezes
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The Real Reason You Wait: 6 ER Realities Not Seen On TV
Real emergency rooms aren't nearly as sexy as George Clooney led us to believe.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Gabriel Valadez
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6 Man-Made Things You Totally Thought Were 'Natural'
Hold on to your learnin' hats, because almost everything that we traditionally file in the 'natural' folder has been tampered with well beyond recognition.
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- By Ivan Farkas, Ryan Menezes
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5 Creepy Things Casino Security Guards See
If you spend years watching everything that happens in the casino day after day, you'll see what hives of scum and misery the places can be
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- By Ryan Menezes
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I Work In A Nuclear Power Plant: 5 Insane Realities
We talked to Alex, an engineer at a nuclear plant in the Midwest, to learn how accurate 'The Simpsons' really is. Here's what we learned.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Alex Dolphin
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I Foreclose Houses For Banks: 5 Awful Realities
We spoke to some who handles foreclosures, evictions and lockouts. Spoiler alert: It's a nightmare.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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