Ryan Menezes
Ryan Menezes has written over 1,400 articles, totaling over 1.7 million words, attracting over 150 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
I Accidentally Took PCP And Went Crazy: 6 Insane Lessons
The following is a very real account and not to be confused for a sequel to 'Conspiracy Theory.'
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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I Am Young And I Have Alzheimer's: 6 Awful Realities
Kevin Ducharme is 41 with Alzheimer's. We're giving him a chance to share all he knows about it, while he's still able to share anything at all.
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- By Kevin Ducharme, Ryan Menezes
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The Real Reason You Wait: 6 ER Realities Not Seen On TV
Real emergency rooms aren't nearly as sexy as George Clooney led us to believe.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Gabriel Valadez
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6 Man-Made Things You Totally Thought Were 'Natural'
Hold on to your learnin' hats, because almost everything that we traditionally file in the 'natural' folder has been tampered with well beyond recognition.
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- By Ivan Farkas, Ryan Menezes
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5 Creepy Things Casino Security Guards See
If you spend years watching everything that happens in the casino day after day, you'll see what hives of scum and misery the places can be
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- By Ryan Menezes
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I Work In A Nuclear Power Plant: 5 Insane Realities
We talked to Alex, an engineer at a nuclear plant in the Midwest, to learn how accurate 'The Simpsons' really is. Here's what we learned.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Alex Dolphin
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I Foreclose Houses For Banks: 5 Awful Realities
We spoke to some who handles foreclosures, evictions and lockouts. Spoiler alert: It's a nightmare.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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We Hate Pandas: 6 Realities Of Life As A Zookeeper
We spoke to Knick Moore and Max, two veteran zookeepers, who helped explain what it's like to walk a thin and occasionally sticky line working with animals.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous, Ryan Menezes, Knick Moore
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7 Weird Things You Learn As A Professional Diver
We spoke to Hana, an instructor who has braved countless times what can only be described as Cthulhu's living room, and lived to tell the tale.
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- By Hana Thyregod, Ryan Menezes
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I Am A Clown: 5 Truths You'll Wish I Didn't Tell You
We're starting to come to the conclusion that there is a seedy underbelly to every single job and industry in the world.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Things You Learn As A Massage Parlor Prostitute
As paid sex goes, a trip to the massage parlor sounds classier than hiring a hooker.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Things I Learned Committing A Campus Sexual Assault
Tim told us about committing sexual assault. If you want to change a culture, first you need to understand it ... and there are a lot of Tims out there.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Things You Learn Surviving An F5 Tornado
We sat down with one woman whose family narrowly survived a tornado to find out what it's like to be at ground zero when the weather tries to assassinate you
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- By S. Crowl, Ryan Menezes
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4 Horrifying Behind-The-Scenes Realities Of Your Local Mall
We spoke to a few of the noble guardians of our society's official teenage foreplay building: the mall janitor and security guard. Here's what we learned.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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Our Mistakes Kill You: 5 Lessons Of An ADT Alarm Technician
Something has always seemed a bit off with those ADT ads, so we talked to someone who worked behind the scenes at the company
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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6 Awful Realities Of Falling Into (And Out Of) A Coma
We talked to Tim, who woke up from a coma and told us that, among other things, it's not as simple as 'waking up.'
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- By Ryan Menezes, Tim Cherry
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I Lost My Virginity to a Prostitute: 6 Terrible Realities
In some cultures, it's a rite of passage.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Dangers Of Coming Out To Your Family (You Never See On TV)
Once you come out, your life could be just rainbows. Or you might instead end up penniless and alone with your whole life screwed beyond repair. That's what happened to 'Ron.' Here's his story
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Nightmares You Don't Know Until You're Diabetic
We talked to someone with one variety of diabetes to learn about the parts of the experience you never hear about.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Zachary Ullman
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Just So Much Sex: 6 Realities Of Working In A Nursing Home
To find out what we have to look forward to, we spoke to Luc Belanger, who spent a decade of his youth living at his mother's family-run nursing home. Here's what we learned.
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- By R. Jason Benson, Luc R. Belanger, Ryan Menezes, James Grey
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