Ryan Menezes
Ryan Menezes has written over 1,400 articles, totaling over 1.7 million words, attracting over 150 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
The Terrifyingly Beautiful World Of Abandoned Buildings
There's no Indiana Jones of abandoned hospitals. It's all down to some brave, foolhardy, almost certainly cursed hobbyists and their trusty cameras.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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6 Things You Learn Selling 'Haunted' Dolls To People
We sat down with a successful 'haunted artifact' seller, here's what we learned.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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6 Things Only Divorce Lawyers Know About American Marriages
I've been a lawyer in Mississippi helping clients with divorce cases for 10 years. Here's what I've learned.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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I Watch People Die For A Living: 4 Things I've Learned
Ready to find out what your final days will look like?
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Surprisingly Grim Realities Of Life At A Chuck E. Cheese's
We talked to Mark, Matt, Heather, and Adam who used to work at four different CEC restaurants, or, as they call them: the final resting places of all their hope for humanity.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Ryan Menezes
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I Help Returning Soldiers Get Benefits: 5 Sad Realities
Applying for benefits is a nightmare quest that can take years.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Terrifying Realities Of My Job As A Cell Tower Climber
If a cell tower ever stops functioning, some poor bastard has to scale the thing and fix it. If that sounds simple, well, here are some things you should know.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Unexpected Things You Learn When Moderating A Fetish Chat
We talked to a BDSM chat room moderator, and here's what he told us about the grenade he's falling on for mankind.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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I Had Testicular Cancer: 4 Awkward Realities
I choose to view the sack as more half-full than half-empty.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Jason Garramone
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5 Things You Learn Finding Jobs For The 'Unemployable'
Here's one answer on how to get the disabled into the workplace: slavery!
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- By Kevin Ducharme, Ryan Menezes
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People Are Doing It At Your Gym: 6 Personal Trainer Secrets
It's been months since you signed up for that gym membership, and yet here you are, staring at a screen instead of working out. Maybe you're making the right choice.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Ryan George
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My Pregnancy Tried To Kill Me: 6 Insane Realities
Hey, internet! Let's talk about reproductive rights! Whoa, you have torches and pitchforks out already?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Ways Life Looks Shockingly Different With Only One Eye
We spoke to a few Cyclopses about their experience, and it turns out it's all fun and games until somebody loses an ... oh, right.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Realities Of Being A Gay Phone Sex Operator (Who's Straight)
Yes, phone-sex is still a thing because tradition is important, even when you're masturbating.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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6 Things Only A Sewage Treatment Plant Knows About Your Town
Well, at least the good news is we don't have to give up toilet paper.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Things I Learned Going To Military Prison
The military has its own special way of punishing lawbreakers, and while we don't know much about military justice, we assume it's not one hour to think in the time-out corner.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Wayne Giles
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I Hide Illegal Immigrants In Plain Sight: 6 Secret Realities
Even after an immigrant has entered Texas via Mexico, their journey still isn't over. Sanctuaries like Immaculate House are just one part of that journey.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Insane Things TV Forgets To Mention About Nurses
It may seem like we're intentionally seeking out just the grossest, most horrifying jobs in the world for these articles, but we assure you we're not doing it on purpose.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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Hidden Changing Room Cameras: 7 Security Guard Confessions
Shoplifters beware ... but not really because proving shoplifting is nigh impossible.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes, Carolyn Burke
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7 Awful Things I Learned About Surgery By Helping Surgeons
WARNING: The following is gross and terrifying and is not for the faint of heart.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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