10 Michelle Wolf Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’

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Disturbing Experiments Done By Real Scientists

Disturbing Experiments Done By Real Scientists

Science is here to help make sense of the world around us, but it doesn't care in the least if it scars our very souls in the process. Progress can take all sorts of forms, and some of these are the living, screaming embodiment of everything you secretly fear. Let's take a look at some of those experiments from the helpful folks in lab coats, who probably deserve to be either arrested or committed.

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