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Ryan Menezes
Ryan Menezes has written over 1,400 articles, totaling over 1.7 million words, attracting over 150 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
5 Things You Learn As A Massage Parlor Prostitute
As paid sex goes, a trip to the massage parlor sounds classier than hiring a hooker.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Things I Learned Committing A Campus Sexual Assault
Tim told us about committing sexual assault. If you want to change a culture, first you need to understand it ... and there are a lot of Tims out there.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Things You Learn Surviving An F5 Tornado
We sat down with one woman whose family narrowly survived a tornado to find out what it's like to be at ground zero when the weather tries to assassinate you
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- By S. Crowl, Ryan Menezes
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4 Horrifying Behind-The-Scenes Realities Of Your Local Mall
We spoke to a few of the noble guardians of our society's official teenage foreplay building: the mall janitor and security guard. Here's what we learned.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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Our Mistakes Kill You: 5 Lessons Of An ADT Alarm Technician
Something has always seemed a bit off with those ADT ads, so we talked to someone who worked behind the scenes at the company
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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6 Awful Realities Of Falling Into (And Out Of) A Coma
We talked to Tim, who woke up from a coma and told us that, among other things, it's not as simple as 'waking up.'
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- By Ryan Menezes, Tim Cherry
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I Lost My Virginity to a Prostitute: 6 Terrible Realities
In some cultures, it's a rite of passage.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Dangers Of Coming Out To Your Family (You Never See On TV)
Once you come out, your life could be just rainbows. Or you might instead end up penniless and alone with your whole life screwed beyond repair. That's what happened to 'Ron.' Here's his story
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Nightmares You Don't Know Until You're Diabetic
We talked to someone with one variety of diabetes to learn about the parts of the experience you never hear about.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Zachary Ullman
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Just So Much Sex: 6 Realities Of Working In A Nursing Home
To find out what we have to look forward to, we spoke to Luc Belanger, who spent a decade of his youth living at his mother's family-run nursing home. Here's what we learned.
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- By R. Jason Benson, Luc R. Belanger, Ryan Menezes, James Grey
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7 Terrifying 'Sexy' Ads That Failed Spectacularly
As we're about to show you, ad agencies who just toss sex into any campaign are like that guy who thinks throwing bacon onto every dish automatically makes it better.
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- By Ivan Farkas, Ryan Menezes
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5 Horrifying Things That Happen When You Go Missing
When you disappear for a couple of days and actually make it back, you return with a much better understanding of how the world really responds to a missing persons case.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Megan
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6 Things You Learn When Your Penis / Vagina Doesn't Work
We talked to two people -- Chloe and Carl -- who suffered from rare genital disorders. Each had a ridiculous and frightening tale of trying to get help in a society that would really have preferred they change the subject.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Ryan Menezes, Chloe, Carl
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The 6 Stupidest Things Done by Criminals in Front of Cops
Sometimes bad guys don't need to get all complicated with their crimes.
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- By Ivan Farkas, Ryan Menezes, Kevin Phelan
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I Tested Drugs on Animals: 5 Insane Things I Learned
In the battle between country mouse and city mouse, country mouse clearly has it better off.
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- By Jess Addams, Ryan Menezes
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6 Terrifying Things You Learn as an Air Traffic Controller
If you've ever flown in a plane, or stood in a place over which planes were flying, you have air traffic controllers to thank for not being killed in a biblical cataclysm.
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- By Benjamin Stokes, Ryan Menezes
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6 Half-Assed Accidents Behind the Most Famous Songs Ever
Some of the most iconic musical moments of all time have just been farted out on accident.
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- By Jacob Trowbridge, Ed Stevens, Ryan Menezes, John Martin, Alexander Pan
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5 Classic Songs That Were Originally Creepy as Hell
Turns out that the words these forgotten originals were routinely bizarre, racist, and/or totally insane.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 People Who Became Unwitting Tourist Attractions
Sometimes, fame means little more than taking a full-time job as a depressing sideshow freak. Just ask some of the people who had the misfortune to become human tourist attractions.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Iconic Pop Culture Moments That Weren't in the Original
Without these disrespectful bastards taking liberties with the sacred sources, we wouldn't have these iconic scenes.
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- By Ian Ury, Ryan Menezes
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