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Ryan Menezes

Ryan Menezes has written over 1,400 articles, totaling over 1.7 million words, attracting over 150 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.

My Fake 'Magic: The Gathering' Cards Fooled Almost Everyone

Get good enough at making your own cards and it's more lucrative -- and safer -- than printing your own cash.

Authors: By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
Published: March 19, 2017

5 Surprising Things You Learn About Sex As A Hypnotist

We talked to an erotic hypnotist, and learned this isn't at all like those videos we watched on the internet.

Authors: By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
Published: March 05, 2017

How To Disappear Completely (By A Fugitive Still On The Run)

If you had to disappear, could you do it?

Authors: By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
Published: December 08, 2016

The Biggest Signs The Education Apocalypse Is Upon Us

4writers is one of a small handful of academic writing companies, and literally all of them are located in Ukraine.

Authors: By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
Published: November 23, 2016

I Watched My Friend Get Murdered, Right In Front Of My Eyes

'Some kids started splashing in the pool, and when I heard two pops, I looked around ...'

Authors: By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
Published: November 11, 2016

The Terrifyingly Beautiful World Of Abandoned Buildings

There's no Indiana Jones of abandoned hospitals. It's all down to some brave, foolhardy, almost certainly cursed hobbyists and their trusty cameras.

Authors: By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
Published: October 30, 2016

6 Things You Learn Selling 'Haunted' Dolls To People

We sat down with a successful 'haunted artifact' seller, here's what we learned.

Authors: By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
Published: October 29, 2016

6 Things Only Divorce Lawyers Know About American Marriages

I've been a lawyer in Mississippi helping clients with divorce cases for 10 years. Here's what I've learned.

Authors: By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
Published: September 28, 2016

I Watch People Die For A Living: 4 Things I've Learned

Ready to find out what your final days will look like?

Authors: By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
Published: September 18, 2016

5 Surprisingly Grim Realities Of Life At A Chuck E. Cheese's

We talked to Mark, Matt, Heather, and Adam who used to work at four different CEC restaurants, or, as they call them: the final resting places of all their hope for humanity.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Ryan Menezes
Published: August 24, 2016

I Help Returning Soldiers Get Benefits: 5 Sad Realities

Applying for benefits is a nightmare quest that can take years.

Authors: By Ryan Menezes
Published: August 17, 2016

5 Terrifying Realities Of My Job As A Cell Tower Climber

If a cell tower ever stops functioning, some poor bastard has to scale the thing and fix it. If that sounds simple, well, here are some things you should know.

Authors: By Ryan Menezes
Published: July 31, 2016

4 Unexpected Things You Learn When Moderating A Fetish Chat

We talked to a BDSM chat room moderator, and here's what he told us about the grenade he's falling on for mankind.

Authors: By Ryan Menezes
Published: July 24, 2016

I Had Testicular Cancer: 4 Awkward Realities

I choose to view the sack as more half-full than half-empty.

Authors: By Ryan Menezes, Jason Garramone
Published: July 10, 2016

5 Things You Learn Finding Jobs For The 'Unemployable'

Here's one answer on how to get the disabled into the workplace: slavery!

Authors: By Kevin Ducharme, Ryan Menezes
Published: July 05, 2016

People Are Doing It At Your Gym: 6 Personal Trainer Secrets

It's been months since you signed up for that gym membership, and yet here you are, staring at a screen instead of working out. Maybe you're making the right choice.