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Mxy Chile
Real Name: Mxy
Member Since: August 10th, 2009
About Me:
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I write scripts and comics and things. Plus I've edited a few hundred articles for Cracked, and written all the ones here:
Why It's Time To Retire Secret Identity Plots
And why the 'Superman & Lois' season finale is wise to move away from them.
4 Stupidest Scenes In Thor History
Get hyped for 'Love & Thunder' by learning about classic Thor scenes that DEFINITELY won't be in it.
4 Bonkers Norse Mythology Moments They Left Out Of The Movies
Those Vikings had some nasty imaginations.
4 Famous Musicians With Bizarre Obsessions
Fun fact: out-of-shape '70s Elvis could have kicked your tush.
5 Weird Pieces Of Rock History (That Are Out There To Own)
Somebody out there owns a statue of Michael Jackson dressed as Batman.
Ryan Gosling's Ken Calls Back To Barbie's Bonkers '90s Controversy
The time Ken became an accidental '90s gay fashion icon.
4 Awesome Sounding Pixar Movies We'll Never Get To See
From a Neil Gaiman adaptation to a live action disaster epic.
Marvel Called The Rise Of Trump (Nearly 10 Years Ago)
Oddly specific parallels arise between this eight-year-old comic book arc and the ridiculous, disconcerting mess we now call a reality.
Science Officially Determines Who The Best Ninja Turtle Is
There was a lot of pizza being eaten during this extremely scientific study.
The 8 Accidents Most Likely To Kill You Recreated With Mario
What essential lessons can we learn by forcing Mario to die repeatedly in the same ways humans do? Will the code to becoming a Highlander be unlocked?
5 Most Pathetic Moments In Every Gamer's Life
Yes, you are not the only one who has bought a game looking for some light diversion, only to end up getting sucked into unbearably sad experiences such as these.
The 25 Most Misleadingly Titled Games For The Game Boy
Please join me as I break out my original Game Boy and experience magical video game adventures.
4 Important Rivalries Recreated as Super Smash Bros. Fights
Who knew Smash Bros. and History would be such an amazing mash-up?
4 Things I Learned About Teenage Trolls (From Being One)
Back in 2001, my 15-year-old self and some friends trolled a previous version of Cracked.com so hard that the editors almost went mad.
What the Next 11 Marvel Movies Will Be About
Here are my synopses of Marvel's movies up to the year 2019 ... because that's when the Large Hadron Collider kills ev- I've said too much. Ignore that. Let's get started, True Believer!
3 Artists Who Got Screwed for Creating Iconic Characters
Many of the coolest parts in recent movies come from a small group of comic creators and writers who were compensated with cosmos-sized middle fingers.
