Tim Robinson ‘Saturday Night Live’ Sketches, Ranked

8 McDonald’s Firing

Included because of Robinson’s brief but sketch-defining performance as the affable Carl, a role he reprises in the “Barnes and Noble Firing” sequel (but not the “Best Buy Firing” one, so don’t bother watching it). Not many performers could steal a scene through some good-natured nods and two short phrases, but Robinson is one of them.

7 Double Date

Again, Robinson’s contribution here is mostly just looking funny and delivering a few key phrases. Still, he completely nails it as an awkward, dinosaur-obsessed sixth grader who has somehow found himself on a date with a thirsty cougar (she’s a cougar from his perspective, anyway).

6 Real Estate Agents

This could have been an I Think You Should Leave sketch if: 1) It was shot like an actual commercial; and 2) it didn’t end just when it was getting to the good stuff. What type of wiener was Carm-Carm (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) going to draw on his dad’s face? Robinson’s solo show wouldn’t have denied us that important knowledge. 

5 Love Letters

Speaking of wieners, Robinson does a splendid job as the Civil War soldier who invented the dick pic and unsuccessfully tried to get his fiancée (Jennifer Lawrence) to invent the female equivalent. This sketch also includes what has to be Robinson’s most dramatic death performance to date (“Whelp, this is my last breath…” *dies*). 

4 Z-Shirt

Now we’re undeniably in I Think You Should Leave territory, as confirmed by the fact that someone actually does leave the sketch. The main difference is that, in Robinson’s show, the Kevin Hart character would have gone through the entire alphabet in even more annoying ways, possibly following the Z-shirt guy into other places as his frustration turns into existential despair. This is a reminder that Robinson isn’t always the insane person in his sketches; sometimes, he’s the straight guy who accuses someone else of being a sociopath with nothing behind their eyes.

3 90’s Funeral

What starts as a typically SNL-ish premise veers off-course with a meta-twist that foreshadows Robinson’s willingness to defy the rules of the sketch comedy format. You will never see that twist coming... unless you’ve already looked at the thumbnail up there.

2 First Impression

This one manages to be the most Tim Robinson-esque sketch listed so far, even though Robinson doesn’t even appear in it. It’s got an absurd premise, a little weasely freak as the central character, and for once, it actually goes on for just long enough. This could easily be an I Think You Should Leave sketch as it is if it wasn’t for Jason Momoa as the pudgy grampa (something tells us he won’t be promoting Aquaman 2 by appearing in ITYSL Season Three).

1 Roundball Rock

Not only is this an early version of a couple of music-based sketches in I Think You Should Leave — it’s arguably the superior version of the idea and an all-time SNL classic. Now that’s what we call a slam dunk. NOTE: You will have those lyrics stuck in your head for at least six months after watching this. Apologies.   

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