Twitter! http://twitter.com/mrmxy Tumblr! http://srmxy.tumblr.com I write scripts and comics and things. Plus I've edited a few hundred articles for Cracked, and written all the ones here:
The Raunchy R-Rated Version of ‘Enchanted’ We Missed Out On There was very much a world in which it could have been ‘There’s Something About Mary’ with princesses and singing woodland creatures Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published November 25, 2022
Ranking Blue Characters By How Much Skin They Show Wakanda Forever and Avatar 2 continue Hollywood's love affair with barely dressed blue characters. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published November 22, 2022
Most Hilariously Disastrous Weddings In Film History From awkward toasts to James Bond crashing into the cake. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published November 19, 2022
The Most Successful Recent Dark Comedies Are from the Class-Warfare Genre From 'The Menu' to 'Ready or Not,' dark comedy writers are in a guillotine-y mood. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published November 18, 2022
'Running Man' Or 'Hunger Games' -- Ranking The Most Watchable Shows In Dystopias Just because you live in a dystopia doesn't mean you don't deserve quality TV. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published November 15, 2022
We Have Mel Brooks To Thank For Giving Us David Lynch The Schwartz is most definitely with Lynch. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published November 11, 2022
'Falling For Christmas' And Why Rom-Coms Keep Using Amnesia Remember Lindsay Lohan? She's back! In the form of an amnesia rom-com! Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published November 11, 2022
Crazy Harvey Weinstein Stories Outside Of His Numerous Legal Problems They didn't call him "Harvey Scissorhands" because of his hairdo. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published November 08, 2022
An Old WWE Sketch Predicted 'Young Rock' And PO'ed Vince McMahon 'Rock, This Is Your Life' is a much better origin story than 'Young Rock.' Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published November 04, 2022
4 Horrifyingly Sexy Mangas Starring American Politicians (VIDEO) Don't click this. Unless... Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published November 04, 2022
How A Bizarre Wiretapping Scandal Ruined The 'Die Hard' Director's Career A story involving Steven Seagal, illegal wiretapping, mobsters, and tremendous amounts of human stupidity. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published November 04, 2022
The Much Better Buddy Comedy Hiding Within James Cameron's 'Avatar' This could have been 'Lethal Weapon' in space. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published October 07, 2022
How Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Twins' Inspired Deadpool Why it would make perfect sense for 'Deadpool 3' to be a 'Twins' remake co-starring Wolverine. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 30, 2022
4 Ridiculous Reasons Movies And Shows Aren't On Streaming (Other Than Taxes) Famous shows and movies disappearing isn't always HBO Max's fault. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 30, 2022
4 Celebs That Would Definitely Kick Our Ass No, the answer isn't "all of them." Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 27, 2022
'Hellraiser's Director, Clive Barker, Learned How To Direct A Week Before Filming Clive Barker did the '80s equivalent of opening Google and typing "what do directors do." Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 23, 2022
4 Football 'True Story' Biopics That Were Full Of Crap People only care about football movies if you tell them they're totally real (even if they aren't). Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 23, 2022
4 Ways Football Was Even More Nuts Than Now "Foot-inflated pig bladder" doesn't have the same ring to it. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 20, 2022
Turns Out Ben Affleck Blinded Himself To Play Daredevil No, not like THAT. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 16, 2022
4 Bonkers '80s Movie Crossovers We Almost Got No one should have taught Hollywood execs the word "synergy." Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 16, 2022
