Twitter! http://twitter.com/mrmxy Tumblr! http://srmxy.tumblr.com I write scripts and comics and things. Plus I've edited a few hundred articles for Cracked, and written all the ones here:
4 Early Embarrassing 'Lord Of The Rings' Adaptations That Time Forgot Why did no one adapt Tolkien before Peter Jackson? They tried. Oh, they tried. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 13, 2022
Reminder: She-Hulk Was The Original Deadpool Also: no, the creator of Stripperella is not "rolling in his grave." Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 09, 2022
4 Headaches The New 'Lord Of The Rings' Show Had To Deal With The little one billion dollar show that could. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 09, 2022
How Redeeming '80s Bullies Became Hollywood's Favorite Trope If the meek inherited the Earth, where does that leave the opposite? Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 06, 2022
'The Goldbergs' Continues The Trend Of TV Dads Being Real-Life Trash The somehow long-running sitcom is writing out the dad character (with good reason). Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 02, 2022
The Devolution Of Sitcom Bars (Cheers To Moe's To Paddy's Pub) From "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" to "The Worst Pub in Philadelphia." Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published September 02, 2022
'The Simpsons': Hans Moleman's Man Getting Hit By Football Was A Cinematic Masterpiece "A Star is Burns" is a portal between 1995 and our times. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 30, 2022
Neil Gaiman Leaked An Awful 'Sandman' Script To Kill It 'Sandman's creator comes clean about dodging a giant spider-shaped bullet. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 26, 2022
4 Dark As Hell Cartoon Scenes We Forgot About A fond look back at all the cartoon moments our brains blocked from our memories. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 26, 2022
4 Times Garfield Went Off The Rails How does such a bland franchise have so many WTF moments? Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 23, 2022
'Dragon Ball's Bonkers, Forgotten (And Illegal) Live-Action Adaptations The greatest live action 'Dragon Ball' movies so far cost about $5 each. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 19, 2022
4 Idiotic 'Game of Thrones' Book Moments (Thankfully Kept Off The Show) So much poop, people. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 19, 2022
4 Reasons They're Never Finishing The 'Game Of Thrones' Books (Deal With It) It ain't happening, guys. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 16, 2022
15 Spanish Words Everybody Should Know (Chile Edition) Some Chilean words to use, some to avoid, and some that are both. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 14, 2022
All The Weird DC Comics Stuff Hiding In 'The Sandman' Netflix couldn't scrub the show's nerdy DC roots completely, no matter how hard they tried. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 12, 2022
4 Megalodon And Other Shark Myths, Debunked Please stop using that "coconuts kill 150 people a year" line, everyone (including us). Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 12, 2022
4 Dumb 'Jaws' Ripoffs That Somehow Exist You know what Spielberg's classic needed? Psychic powers and/or sensual mermaids. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 09, 2022
'Batgirl' Isn't The First Completed Movie To Get Shelved Warning: article contains both Louie C.K. AND Kevin Spacey. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 05, 2022
4 Awful Side Projects Rich People Unleashed Incontrovertible evidence that money can't buy talent. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 05, 2022
4 Facebook Scandals That Need To Be In A 'Social Network' Sequel If anything, the movie undersold Zuck's suckiness. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published August 02, 2022
