28 Twisted Celebrity Demands That Shed Light on Their Full-Blown Derangement
They have assistants to appease them, but where are the psychologists to assess them?
![28 Twisted Celebrity Demands That Shed Light on Their Full-Blown Derangement](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/0/938280_320x180.jpg)
As we’ve matured, we’ve begun to realize that getting what you want is often a matter of delivery. Say you’re a celebrity with a humble request: to make the “Heaven” set on a film shoot “look more realistic” because you’ve “seen Heaven.” But if you scream this to the set dressers without a hint of irony or a shred of clarification? You’re probably not going to get the desired outcome.
![Steve McQueen THE TOWERING INFERNO CRACKED.COM When McQueen starred opposite rival actor Paul Newman in The Towering Inferno, he insisted that the script be rewritten so that the two had the exact same number of lines. Surprised we never saw a spite-based line of McQueen's Own salad dressing.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/0/1/924301.jpg)
![Jack Nicholson THE DEPARTED CRACKED.COM Nlcholson had two demands for his role in The Departed: that a giant dildo be included in one of his scenes, and that he snort cocaine off an actress' bare buttcheeks. Who does this guy think he is, Jack Nicholson or something?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/0/0/924300.jpg)
![Sam Worthington ORD CLASH OF THE TITANS CRACKED.COM Remember? The Avatar guy? Anyways, he got so mad about a mechanical owl in the movie Clash of the Titans that he screamed at both it and the director until it was almost completely written out. Said the owl, Hey, $&#& you too!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/9/924299.jpg)
![Will Ferrell GRACKED G COM Ferrell once demanded: a three-wheeled electric scooter, a Janet-Jackson-style headset mic, a rainbow on wheels, a six foot flight of rolling stairs, and an artificial tree. Oh yeah, man. Hilarious stuff. Real good. said some poor intern.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/8/924298.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Jackie Gleason demanded that his writers never address him or speak to him, that they just leave their scripts under his door. 13 According to Carl Reiner, Gleason wasso obnoxious that his treatment of the writers was the inspiration for Alan Brady on the Dick Van Dyke Show, but they had to soften it.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/7/924297.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM /FOX NEWS FOX NEWS Always a fan of unbiased news coverage, Dick Cheney's downtime requirements rider requests that all televisions be tuned to FOX News upon his arrival.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/6/924296.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM KATY PERRY'S RIDER INCLUDES PARADOXICAL INSTRUCTIONS TO HER DRIVERS. THE RULES INCLUDE: A) DRIVER MUST STAY BEHIND STEERING WHEEL AT ALL TIMES B) THE DRIVER WILL NOT START A CONVERSATION W/THE CLIENT. C) THE DRIVER WILL NOT TALK TO THE CLIENTS, GUESTS, OR FANS. D) THE DRIVER WILL NEVER ASSUME, ALWAYS ASK 1F IN DOUBT. THE LEGALLY BINDING 45 PAGE CONTRACT ALSO INCLUDES THE INSTRUCTIONS: Do NOT STAIR AT THE BACKSEAT THRU THE REARVIEUW MIRROW.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/5/924295.jpg)
![Morrissey In the 2012 Viña del Mar International Song Festival (the biggest in Latin America) Morrissey demanded that upon his arrival all staff working in the venue should be locked up in their offices, so he wouldn't run into anyone (this included other artists, contestants and the festival jury). During his show, he had a member of the festival jury expelled from the venue because Morrissey didn't like the way he winked at the camera. Не also forbade the international transmission of his show (the festival is transmitted live all over the Americas). But this ended well (?) because the](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/4/924294.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM PLAYBOY - - - - - BOLD - I BACK - PLAYR PL CAMPUS DATE BLK It ... . I i - PLA - - - - - - i I .. - KAN SEX Upon learning that his costar, Julie McCullough had bared it all for Playboy Magazine a few years previously, newly minted Christian Kirk Cameron by his real life girlfriend. demanded she be fired, soon to be replaced](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/3/924293.jpg)
![CRACKED COM MARIAH CAREY LOVES WHITE THINGS. According to co-star Rob Huebel, while on set for her cameo in The House, Carey demanded her trailer be filled with white roses and plushy white lambs. She also once demanded 12 white Labrador puppies to be put in her dressing room for an appearance on a British morning show.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/2/924292.jpg)
![ET VAULT Whenever Bill Cosby would be interviewed by Entertainment Tonight, he'd request that they send the same reporter and that she wear orange. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/1/924291.jpg)
![According to producer/writer Sam Simon, Michael Jackson agreed to do a guest role on The Simpsons on the condition that the script be rewritten to give his character more scenes with Bart. The writers came up with a sleepover. The episode has since been pulled from syndication. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/0/924290.jpg)
![Lindsay Lohan CRACKED.COM She agreed to appear on a Russian talk show after breaking up with real estate mogul Egor Tarabasov -- if she was provided a private jet, a Russian visa, and a meeting with Putin. They... did not have her on.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/8/924288.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM ТОМ CRUISE pulled some strings to have a fully-staffed Scientology tent on the set of War of the Worlds.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/6/924286.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM GRIMES likes playing with cute or fluffy creatures back- stage; at one point her rider asked for a Bulldog, French Bulldog, Pug, Pomeranian, chinchilla or Pekingese.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/5/924285.jpg)
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![Peter Sellers wouldn't let anyone wear green or purple around him. The Pink Panther actor was very superstitious of the two colors, and would storm off set if a member of the production crew were dressed in either hue. Sellers even had people search rooms he would stay in to make sure there wasn't anything resembling green or purple. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/4/924284.jpg)
![Queen Latifah has a no death scenes clause in her movie contracts. She started asking for this when she realized that being killed off meant she couldn't appear in any sequels. GRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/9/924289.jpg)
![Kirk Cameron insists on only kissing his real-life wife. The kiss scene in FI ROOF Fireproof, had to be shot in silhouette in FI order to swap the actress in the film, OF Erin Bethea, for Cameron's wife, FI Chelsea Noble. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/0/924280.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM WHAT DOES MOTOR CITY MADMAN°TED NUGENT REQUIRE IN HIS DRESSING ROOM? MAN-SIZED KLEENEX! (IS THAT ACTUALLY A THING?)](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/1/924281.jpg)
![CRACKED COM ING LOVES Normani of the band Fifth Harmony always requests applesauce in their contract riders, because she likes the texture. It reminds her of baby food.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/2/924282.jpg)
![Mary J. Blige CRACKED.COM She requires every venue she performs at to install a factory-fresh toilet seat.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/8/924278.jpg)
![Sean Connery GOLDFINGER GRACKED COM Connery required that his name be 25% larger than any other cast member's on any promotional material for Goldfinger. Making him honestly, the perfect choice for a spy who's obsessed with telling people his name.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/9/924279.jpg)
![Gary Busey CRACKED.COM Busey once refused to film a scene set in heaven because the set was inaccurate. Busey had seen heaven during a near-death experience, and wanted to get it right, including the fact that there were apparently no mirrors in heaven.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/3/924283.jpg)
![LADY GAGA ONCE INCLUDED A MANNEQUiN WiTH PUFFY PiNK PUBiC HAiR IN HER RIDER. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/6/924276.jpg)
![Jennifer Lopez doesn't like to be distracted by horrible colors. Her dressing-room rider requests a white white flowers, white tables, white room, drapes, white candles, white couches and tepid water. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/7/924277.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Not only does Jack White insist on one bowl of fresh, chunky home-made guacamole in his dressing room... Не even provides a handy recipe to follow. GUACAMOLE RECIPE A 8 x large, ripe Hoos avocados (cur in holf the long way, remove the pit-SA VE THE PITS THOUGH-, and dice into large cubes with o butter knife. 3 or 4 stirs down, 3 or 4 across. You'll scoop out the chunks with a spoon, careful to maintain the avocado in fairly large chunks.) AAAAAA 4x vine-ripened tomardes (diced) 1/x x yellow onion (finely chopped) 1x full bunch cilontro (chopped) 4 x](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/4/924274.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Carrot Top makes sure someone is reading his rider by requesting a specific picture be painted or drawn with crayons. Не says the best drawing wins a little something. all](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/5/924275.jpg)