If people on Twitter and Facebook hadn't spoken up, Gawker would have turned Jennifer Lawrence's boobs into their new logo.
WARNING: This article gets increasingly deranged as it advances. Cracked is not responsible for your psychologist bills.
Forget updating the textbooks. The entire system needs an overhaul.
Life behind bars is a terrifying possibility that haunts your every waking moment. But for some people, it's where they go to work every single day.
Shortly after I graduated college, I noticed that 'Newsies' was hosting auditions for its national tour that upcoming fall. So I threw my jaunty flat cap into the ring.
You'd think brands would be obsessive about not, say, including accidental references to Nazis or child rape in their festive product labels. You'd be wrong.
There's a special breed of government employee so unilaterally crazy, they'll wipe with their butts with the social contract while making direct eye contact with you.
Here's the deal with depression: Nobody knows what the deal is with depression.
Where public sex is a big problem, and security will hunt kids down like they're Terminators.
Rip Hunter: Time Master vs. George Washington: Father of America.
Only two things in life are certain, death and family baggage. What happens when you find yourself staring down the barrel of both, at the same time?
It all started when a guy gave me this fiddle. And I took it because, hey, free fiddle.
Not surprisingly, everything Hollywood taught us about fast driving is wrong.
Approximately 30 percent of the energy used to heat or cool your house flies right out the window, like a dog who just saw a squirrel.