15 Unsolved Mysteries That Are Real Heavy, Man
Questions, it has been said, are more interesting than answers. Do you agree? In that case, you're in luck -- here we have a bunch of questions, and no goddamn answer anywhere. Halloween's coming up, and so we're gonna lean hard into the “trick” part of “trick of treat.” Did some dead leaves just swirl around your window? Is a raven quothing “nevermore” at you? Is the raven dressed as Bart Simpson? Damn. We were hoping. Anyway, light some candles and set the scene.
Sure, these aren't the big questions about life, universe, and Taco Bell's secret menu items -- but their sheer mystifying creepiness will leave an uneasy sensation in the pit of your stomach (just like secret menu items often do). Want to be perplexed? Bewildered? Puzzled over what secrets we might never learn? Wonder if it's possible for whole islands to just up and disappear like they've been vacuumed into the ocean? Then read on.