Your history books have a nasty habit of forgetting to include history.
For your next get-away, consider one of the following locations, where the very word "vacation" conveys a sinister irony...
This stuff really should've been standardized by now.
Native American reservations are essentially little third-world islands scattered all across the U.S. and Canada.
A little common sense really goes a long way.
We take 100 percent credit if any of these mergers occur.
Honestly, if the sorority you're looking to join does not fit all of these tropes into their video, burn their house down.
It turns out that crop dusting is still a thing that doesn't at all involve diffusing your farts.
If there's anything The Man is consistent at, it's being a buzzkill.
These people are the worst sorts in the world.
It's amazing how many contradictory ideas can float around inside a single person's brain.
For now, all we have are internet vigilantes.