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Cracked Archive - Weird World

An Honest Review Of 8 Canned Meat Products
An Honest Review Of 8 Canned Meat Products

If Satan's selling your meat, I am on board. Let's get this party started.

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5 Shockingly Gross Realities Of Cleaning Swimming Pools
5 Shockingly Gross Realities Of Cleaning Swimming Pools

There's less sex than we thought, but way more sex toys.

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6 Problems At Every Convention That Nobody Prepares You For
6 Problems At Every Convention That Nobody Prepares You For

Hanging out at conventions can be a fun. But there are a few dark drawbacks to these gatherings. Every rose has its thorns. Every mutant team has its Jubilee.

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5 Famous Characters Who Died Horrible Off Screen Deaths
5 Famous Characters Who Died Horrible Off Screen Deaths

Sometimes getting tossed from a book into a movie is the only way to keep a character alive.

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I Clean Roadkill Off Your Highways: 5 Weird Realities
I Clean Roadkill Off Your Highways: 5 Weird Realities

Today we bring you highway technician Brandon Massey, who let us in on some grisly daily realities of a job you probably have tried very hard not to think about. You're welcome!

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My Disease Is Shown (Inaccurately) In Every Medical Drama
My Disease Is Shown (Inaccurately) In Every Medical Drama

Warning: If you're eating, maybe bookmark this page and come back to it later.

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5 Reasons I Homeschool My Kids (By A Surprisingly Sane Mom)
5 Reasons I Homeschool My Kids (By A Surprisingly Sane Mom)

In August of 2015, I pulled my ninth-grader out of school. I didn't have a plan.

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5 Real People Who Accidentally Hatched Supervillain Plots
5 Real People Who Accidentally Hatched Supervillain Plots

You never knew when you're actually sitting next to a future Dr. Doom.

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We Draw Furry Porn: 6 Things We've Learned On The Job
We Draw Furry Porn: 6 Things We've Learned On The Job

A sample workday: hours of drawing and revising wolf boners so the veins really pop.

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5 Famous Charity Songs That Were Insanely Harmful
5 Famous Charity Songs That Were Insanely Harmful

What's the best thing you can do for a dying child? Bankrupt his charity, of course.

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5 Reasons It's Difficult To Explain Racism To Casual Racists
5 Reasons It's Difficult To Explain Racism To Casual Racists

If you find yourself mentioning how many black friends as a defense mechanism, you've probably got a racist side.

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6 Famous Companies That Went Totally Insane When Criticized
6 Famous Companies That Went Totally Insane When Criticized

For anyone who's ever forgotten a significant other's birthday, then doubled down and made up for it by making out with that person's best friend, these companies are your kind of people.

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I Was Kidnapped: 5 Things The Movies Don't Show You
I Was Kidnapped: 5 Things The Movies Don't Show You

The scariest thing imaginable is knowing that you did everything right and took every precaution possible, and yet still ended up in a bad situation.

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5 (Statistically BS) Complaints About Social Justice Issues
5 (Statistically BS) Complaints About Social Justice Issues

On behalf of adults with jobs everywhere, it'd be really great if people stopped being so sensitive.

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I'm Paid To Mourn At Funerals (And It's A Growing Industry)
I'm Paid To Mourn At Funerals (And It's A Growing Industry)

These people don't just kind of stand by the graveside to fill out the crowd -- they assume fake identities and fool the rest of the mourners into thinking they're one of the bereaved.

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