Cracked Archive - Weird World
Our Mistakes Kill You: 5 Lessons Of An ADT Alarm Technician
Something has always seemed a bit off with those ADT ads, so we talked to someone who worked behind the scenes at the company
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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719 6 Drug Busts That Went Embarrassingly Wrong
There's one thing no one has considered: Drugs might just be smarter than us.
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- By Blair Dodge
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The 5 Actual Happiest Places On Earth
Cynicism is easy to come by when literally any combination of words punched into a search engine reveals twisted pornography and creative racism. But optimism takes work. And we decided to work.
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- By Ivan Farkas, Alyssa Feller
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The 6 Shittiest Ways People Have Woken Up From A Bender
Life could always be worse. You could have woken up as one of these poor bastards.
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- By Kevin Phelan
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6 Propaganda Campaigns That Backfired Hilariously
However worthless your marketing degree feels, it could be much, much worse.
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- By Pat Carnell
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6 Real-Life Doctors Straight Out Of Horror Movies
We're here to tell you about the creeps who used the respectability granted to them by their diplomas and white coats (mostly the white coats) to do horrible things.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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5 Writers Who Went Crazy While Writing Important Books
Writing for a living can be enough to drive anyone nuts -- but for the writers who were nuts to begin with, hoo boy does it get bad.
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- By Michael Dawson , Jake Klink, Aatif Zubair
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7 Bizarre Gender Stereotypes You Always See In Stock Photos
When you actually take the time to examine the gender assumptions present in these images, shit gets real weird real fast.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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6 Insane True Statistics That Laugh In The Face Of Logic
Welcome to the insane, Dali-esque world of mathematical probability.
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- By Josh Daws, Federico Cruz
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6 Stories That Prove U.S. Drug Enforcement Agents Are Insane
Just within the past decade, the DEA has racked up a list of exploits that reads like the daily planner of a caricature of an insane police officer.
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Soldiers Who Beat Insane Odds (By Lying Their Ass Off)
Time and time again, small, ridiculously outnumbered forces have gleefully bluffed their way to victory in situations that should have left them as stains on the battlefield.
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- By Xavier Jackson, Mark H.
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6 Pointless Crimes That Required An Insane Amount Of Effort
Criminals aren't the smartest members of society as a general rule, but that doesn't mean they don't occasionally demonstrate some impressive dedication to their craft.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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7 New Wonders Of The World (Made By Humanity)
Luckily for those of us with a natural aversion to sunlight, some of the planet's most wonderous things have been constructed inside gigantic buildings, by people with a burning desire to one-up nature.
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- By Laura H
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5 Sets Of Ancient Remains That Have Baffled The Experts
Ah, archeology! Though tragically devoid of whips and Nazi-punching in real life, this unassuming scientific field never fails to provide when it comes to balls-out terror.
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- By Elorm Kojo Ntumy
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5 Baffling Ways Religions Tried To Sex Up Their Image
Sex and Christianity aren't always mutually exclusive. Even if you really wish they would be.
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- By A.C. Grimes
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