Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Awesome Acts Of Revenge That Qualify As Creative Genius
Never mess with a 13-year-old and his beloved dog.
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- By Kevin Phelan, Nichole Urban
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492 6 Popular 'Luxury' Products That Are Based On An Absurd Lie
Beats sold four pairs of their Solos headphones every minute of 2013 thanks, in part, to their weight.
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- By Patrick Coyne
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5 Top Secret WWII Allied Plots That Were Maximum WTF
What's one way to troll the Nazis? By sending six hilariously inadequate planes to bomb Berlin during their anniversary party.
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- By M. Peter Storino
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5 Massive Problems We'd Face Living On Another Planet
There are problems with interplanetary colonization that sci-fi doesn't warn you about -- most of which involve our imminent doom.
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- By Joseph Fernando
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7 Insane Police Tactics That'd Be Funny If They Weren't Real
Tasers are nonlethal weapons that have killed over 500 people, so obviously the next step was to make them bigger and stronger.
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- By Mark Hill
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- 390
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6 Foreign Words So Dark There Are No English Equivalents
Shockingly, only one of these is German.
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- By Cornelius Heyer
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6 People You've Never Heard Of (Who Secretly Rule The World)
These select few people have more money and more power than a trillion Tony Montanas, and absolutely nobody is trying to stop them.
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- By Jason Iannone
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8 Statues Of Famous People (That Look Absolutely Insane)
The tribute to Nathan Bedford Forrest looks as if someone took the original Burger King and smothered him in liquid metal as he screamed in agony.
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- By Chris Radomile
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I Accidentally Took PCP And Went Crazy: 6 Insane Lessons
The following is a very real account and not to be confused for a sequel to 'Conspiracy Theory.'
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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6 Language Tricks Your Brain Falls For Every Time
Finally, an answer as to why Bob from accounting is doing so much better than you.
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- By XJ Selman
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5 Evil Plants We Should Probably Get Rid Of
Every part of the manchineel tree has been designed by Mother Nature to kill humans in the most horrifying ways possible.
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- By Matthew Moffitt
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6 Shockingly Outdated Problems The US Legal System Won't Fix
We blame John Grisham and Law & Order for why so many bafflingly archaic flaws still exist in our laws, courtrooms, and prisons.
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- By Natalie Vail
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6 Scientifically Impossible Scenarios You've Worried About
There are several popular doomsday scenarios that movies and the Internet love to toss around, despite the fact that, according to science, they could never possibly happen.
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- By Adam Wears
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7 Ways Restaurants Screw You Over (With Science)
Everything from where you sit to the fake smells restaurants throw your way are making a damn fool out you.
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- By Michael Hossey
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5 Frightening Hellholes (That Are Now Ordinary Places)
History never truly fades away. No, sometimes leftover monuments to the horrors of humanity are turned into vacation destinations.
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- By Marina Reimann
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