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By:: Andrea Meno

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Sometimes, rude customers are the least of your worries.

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WEIRD WORLD A young couple in Seoul accidentally ruined a painting worth almost half a million dollars. Paints and brushes were exhibited with the painting, and they thought those were for guests to use on the artwork. That was not the case, and they ended up vandalizing a $440,000 painting. — Source: ABC

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WEIRD WORLD A Dallas woman was sentenced to 5 years for killing someone with a butt injection. She injected a nightclub dancer with liquid silicone in 2015, which ended up killing the dancer when the silicone entered her bloodstream. CRACKED.COM — Source: NBC

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WEIRD WORLD City authorities in Plymouth, Minnesota, urged people to call 911 on dog owners who don't clean up after their pets. They're also looking for volunteers who would act as dog etiquette ambassadors. CRACKED.COM — Source: FOX9

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WEIRD WORLD In lowa, a guy tried to run away from the cops using a lawnmower. James Howard Harrington robbed a garage in Waterloo, lowa at 4 AM one night, then got caught on security camera and tried to drive his John Deere lawnmower Claden with stolen goods) back — Source: KDHL

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WEIRD WORLD Fort Lauderdale police got sued for mistaking Star Trek merch for real weapons. 2929779992 Because they thought brothers Raymond and Randall Purcell had actual gUns lining their wall, they felt threatened, and used excessive force against them. — Source: The Hill

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WEIRD WORLD A Florida resort suddenly closed and kicked out all the spring break guests. CHENS W30 8660 On Thursday, April 1st, employees at Champions World Resort started knocking on guests' doors and telling them to pack up and leave by 4 PM, because the resort was sold. CRACKED.COM — Source: ABC

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WEIRD WORLD A baby with three penises was born in Duhok, Iraq. (not a photo of that baby) The case study was published in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports, and it's the first recorded human instance of triphallia, or having three penises (diphallia, on the other hand, wouldn't — Source: Jerusalem Post

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WEIRD WORLD In Memphis, a woman shot up a drive-through Burger King because of how long her order was taking. BK CHICKEN NIGGETS 5$2.50 BURGER KING BURGER KING ING DRIVE THRU She left her car, went to the drive-through window and then started arguing-- after that, she started shooting. Nobody — Source: ABC

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WEIRD WORLD In Kansas, a suspect handcuffed behind his back apparently stole a Highway Patrol car. 882 8B008 (not the same car) Officers then chased him at speeds over 100 mph, for 30 miles. It's still not clear how he did it, but the Highway Patrol spokesman said As a — Source: Yahoo

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WEIRD WORLD Maine has a cannabis ambulance that makes house calls. CAL MARSUARSA RAOTITIONERS TIFICATION UNIT CIHIID E 210-0MMP ESNSLION People living in the Greater Portland area can receive a visit from the ambulance, which allows people who can't leave their house to meet with a licensed clinician as part — Source: WCYY

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WEIRD WORLD The woman with the world's longest nails had them cut. Ayanna Williams grew her nails for nearly 30 years, and they reached a length of just over 24 feet. The removed nails will be displayed in the Ripley's Believe It or Not! museum in Orlando, FL. CRACKED.COM — Source: CNN

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WEIRD WORLD A giant lizard terrorized a 7-Eleven in Thailand. It was a six-foot-long monitor lizard, and it entered from a canal near the store and proceeded to climb up on shelves while customers and workers hid (amazingly, it didn't eat anything). Reptile handlers soon showed up and took it — Source: Yahoo

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