Cracked Archive - Weird World

7 Safety PSAs (That Were Clearly Made By Serial Killers)

Sometimes keeping the public from killing themselves gets communicated in batshit crazy ways that are as scarring as death itself.


5 Things You Learn Finding Jobs For The 'Unemployable'

Here's one answer on how to get the disabled into the workplace: slavery!


Why Anxiety Is The Plague Of The Modern World

Your anxiety is like black gold for society -- full of your tears, your stress, and your fears.


5 Authentic Products That Are Secretly Made By Corporations

It's like you can't even trust product marketing anymore.


Why Is It So Damn Frustrating To Buy These Four Things?

Not all business interactions are worthy of a congratulatory fap.


It's Really Racist: 5 Sad Facts About The Human Hair Market

Human hair can be a surprisingly lucrative harvest if you get hooked up with the right wig-maker.


How To Find Anyone: 5 Lessons From Serving People Papers

We spoke to three people who, in essence, deliver the worst possible news to what are often dangerous people in desperate circumstances.


5 Eerie Conspiracies Theorists Were Right About All Along

Every once in awhile, what may look like a stupid conspiracy theory turns out to be something that very much happened.


I've Had Hiccups For Two Straight Years: My Life is Hell

Getting the hiccups is annoying, but unless you've angered a witch lately, they do eventually go away. 'Eventually' being a pretty loose term, here.


6 Politicians Who Abused Their Power Like Bratty Toddlers

The following politicians managed to disregard the law and all rules of a civilized society in the funniest ways possible.


5 Groups Who Are Just As Loud As Their Causes Are Pointless

Seriously, these people need just not talk anymore.


5 Horrible Types Of Packaging Clearly Invented By Satan

We let ourselves down when it comes to technological innovation in the field of product packaging.


Chipotle Didn't Hire Me So I Taught In China: 5 Realities

We spoke with Trevor Paul, who taught English at a private school in Nanjing, about the whole sordid experience.


6 Simple-Looking Artworks That Were Really Tough To Pull Off

Art you picture as 'easy' requires mastering insanely complex techniques or, even worse, math.


People Are Doing It At Your Gym: 6 Personal Trainer Secrets

It's been months since you signed up for that gym membership, and yet here you are, staring at a screen instead of working out. Maybe you're making the right choice.