It's time we stop making fools of ourselves.
A few years ago, I stood on the corner of a major intersection and seriously thought about throwing myself into traffic.
Sometimes a lawbreaker executes a crime so flawlessly that you literally have to be Sherlock to solve it.
'Florida' and 'utopia' go together like orange juice and toothpaste.
Maybe pencil this stuff in for next year.
If there's one thing we know a lot about, it's college. Or, back when we were in college, we knew a lot about it. Nowadays, not so much.
At this point, using these quotes correctly would confuse people.
There is good news happening these days; it's just that no one bothers giving it to you.
Sarah had to do all the actual legwork of ruining people's lives. Here's what she told us.
After these pictures are taken, the people in them were free to do whatever it is they were doing before history stole their souls. This is what happened after ...
Ready to settle down and left without any other (legal) options, Matthew agreed to go along with the wedding.
The jobs would make the devil's butthole tighten involuntarily.