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Cracked Archive - Weird World

4 Awful Kinds Of People There Are Way Too Many Of
4 Awful Kinds Of People There Are Way Too Many Of

I won't tell you to avoid these people, because you can't. I will say prepare. Prepare for them, for they are legion.

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6 Plants And Fungi Designed By Mother Nature (And Satan)
6 Plants And Fungi Designed By Mother Nature (And Satan)

While you've been over there getting all creeped out by sharks and spiders, the plant world has been over here, quietly evolving horrors for millions of years.

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6 Things I Learned At A School Run By Fundamentalist Maniacs
6 Things I Learned At A School Run By Fundamentalist Maniacs

What's it like to go to a fundamentalist baptist school compared to Nazi concentration camps? Glad you asked!

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4 Lessons We Really Wanted To Be Taught In School
4 Lessons We Really Wanted To Be Taught In School

I'm thankful for my education and everything that happened to get me where I am today, but there still some things I wished I had learned.

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6 Dark Secrets Of Being An Olympic Athlete Nobody Tells You
6 Dark Secrets Of Being An Olympic Athlete Nobody Tells You

You might think that the worst thing that can happen to an Olympic athlete is having to raise the Kardashian kids, it turns out that the job comes with a lot of depressing baggage.

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The 5 Things Women Want You Won't Believe They Don't Have
The 5 Things Women Want You Won't Believe They Don't Have

What DO women want?

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5 Medical Myths And Prejudices That Kill People Every Day
5 Medical Myths And Prejudices That Kill People Every Day

Some of the factors standing between us and adequate medical care serve as reminders of how far we are from a Utopian society in which no one is forced to wonder if that thing on their back is cancer.

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5 Terrifying Realities Of My Job As A Cell Tower Climber
5 Terrifying Realities Of My Job As A Cell Tower Climber

If a cell tower ever stops functioning, some poor bastard has to scale the thing and fix it. If that sounds simple, well, here are some things you should know.

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The 4 Ways That Pretentious People Try To Impress You
The 4 Ways That Pretentious People Try To Impress You

You're not special. You're not unique. You're just annoying.

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5 Horrifying Laws It Took WAY Too Long To Fix
5 Horrifying Laws It Took WAY Too Long To Fix

One hopes that when nations refer to their bleak history, they mean centuries ago, and not 'earlier this morning.'

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6 Dark Movies You'll Never See The Same Knowing Their Origin
6 Dark Movies You'll Never See The Same Knowing Their Origin

Many of the byzantine horrors we see today were thought up by writers standing in line to buy a new mattress -- or something equally boring and mundane.

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6 Ways Being A Child Star Is Way Darker Than You'd Think
6 Ways Being A Child Star Is Way Darker Than You'd Think

Children and entertainment mix about as well as alcohol and prescription meds -- which, incidentally, often end up being their primary diet.

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5 Reasons You Might One Day Vote For A Donald J Trump
5 Reasons You Might One Day Vote For A Donald J Trump

Trump haters will probably vote for the man. Yes, even you -- the one with the social justice Tumblr and an ironic appreciation for Pokemon Go.

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6 Depressing Epilogues Of Famous Websites
6 Depressing Epilogues Of Famous Websites

Time to take a depressing look and find out what happened to our favorite old-school websites.

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5 Advocate Groups Who Are Shockingly Angry For Dumb Reasons
5 Advocate Groups Who Are Shockingly Angry For Dumb Reasons

There are so many annoying people out there that it's a wonder the world isn't a giant Thunderdome. However, there are some people who find the most ridiculous things rage to about.

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