When you work in fast food, if you're lucky, you have free rein of the product to make what you will. And that's when stuff gets weird. We asked Cracked readers on Facebook, “If you've worked at a fast-food chain, what weird food or drink would you make for yourself?” We had plenty of fascinating responses from former fast-food employees. Here are the top 18…

TELL US NOW. CHOCOLATE CHERRY FROSTY WENDY'S Wendy's Kathryn D. tells US, When my husband worked at Wendy's (20 years ago), he used to mix Hawaiian Punch with chocolate Frosty- tasted like chocolate-covered cherries. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. ADULT BEVERAGES DIS TCBY toou frozen FEDEX UPS yogurt OPEN 900 FAX /COPIES Jennifer H. shares, Being a teenager, I used to invite my friends to hang out in the back room during my shifts. We made alcoholic milkshakes, mudslides, you name it. White Chocolate Mousse was the best. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. RED DRAGON STARBUCKS RBUCKS STARBUCKS COFFEE 68 Sarah Y. shares, At Starbucks someone I worked with came up with a Red Dragon. Raspberry syrup, chocolate whipped cream in a shot glass with an espresso poured over it. It was so good. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. CHEESEBURGER SALM SONIC SONIO Justin C. says, Tray of fries, tear a burger patty into chunks, dice up tomatoes, add pickles, cover in Baja sauce and shredded cheese and pop it in the steamer to melt the cheese. My mouth's watering just thinking about it. CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. MEATY, CHEESY SUB SUBWAY SUBWAY OPEN Gabe F. says, At Subway, I'd get the meats for a BMT, top with provolone, add chicken, then provolone, then the sauce from the meatballs then microwave it until the cheese melts.Y'all... It's not exactly food from the motherland, but your taste buds won't give a shit. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. SUPER SPRITE Mark S. says, At the movie theater, we'd make Super-Sprite. Fill the cup half with Sprite and half with Sprite syrup. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. FRIED CHICKEN ROLL POPEYES PoPeyes CHICKEN & BISCUITS Joseph B. invented Popeyes' fried chicken skin filled with Cajun rice on the inside, like a sushi roll. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. CINNAMON ROLLS PIZZA HUT Pizza-Hut Michael H. says, Get pan pizza dough, lay it out, and let it warm up a little. Mix butter, brown sugar, and cinnamon into a spread and liberally coat one side of the dough. Cut the dough into strips, and roll them up. Put the rolls back into a pan pizza pan, send it through the conveyor oven 1 1/2 times, and you've got the BEST cinnamon rolls you've ever had. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. BEEF AND ORANGE PIZZA Tara H. shares, I'm a Hawaiian pizza hater. Why would you put fruit on a pizza? Would you eat beef and Orange? Worked at a pizza chain and actually made a beef and orange pizza. With garlic butter sauce. It was frikken delicious. still don't want ham and pineapple though. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. EXTRA CHEESE MUFFIN SANDWICH MCDONALD'S HAMBURGERS McDonald's Christopher C. shares, I'd make a muffin sandwich with a slice of cheese, an egg, another slice of cheese, sausage, another slice of cheese, bacon, another slice of cheese, Canadian bacon, and another slice of cheese. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. PIZZA IN CUP DIPPING SAUCE LITTLE CAESARS Little Caesars 811 DEED!DEEP! HOT-N-READY CREATE DiSH PIZZA YOUR PORTAL OWN Matt S. shares, Used to nuke 'Pizza in a Cup' (pizza toppings, cheese, sauce) and then dip Crazy Bread in it. Nothing insane, but it was tasty. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. POKEMON GO BLIZZARDS DAIRY QUEEN Da Queen Justin M. sweetly describes, During the Pokemon Go craze I made my younger siblings Pineapple Pikachu, Charmander Cheesecake, Mint Bulbas-Oreo, and Squirtle Turtle-flavored blizzards. (All dyed and frosted to match their appropriate character). CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. LOADED CHEESESTEAK PIZZA PAPA JOHN'S LG N CSTIX $15.99 FILZA PAPA JOHNS Brittany F. describes the creation, Small pizza dough stretched to a medium size for chewy thin crust, the nacho cheese dipping cups for sauce, beef, bacon, onions, mushrooms, green peppers, cheese, banana peppers for acid. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. BUTTERSCOTCH. AND PINEAPPLE SHAKE Cullen T. tells US, I worked at a local fast food burger place and found out that if you put the right amount of vanilla syrup in Sprite, you get cream soda. Also, I realized that butterscotch and pineapple are an excellent shake flavor combination. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. FRIED CHICKEN WHOPPER BURGER KING BURGER KING BURGER KING KING Michael B. reminisces about a FRIED chicken Whopper with BBQ sauce and onion rings.. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. WATERMELON SPRITE FLOAT SONIC SONIO Jeremy D. tells US, I made cream slushes at Sonic before they were a menu item. Also blended watermelon Sprite float. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. CROISSANT PIZZA PIZZA HUT Pizza-Hut Thomas C. says, I would occasionally go to the neighboring supermarket and buy a pack of croissants. I sliced them in half, spread on a bit of pizza sauce, cheese, and a few other pizza toppings (pepperoni and bell peppers was my favorite.) Then I'd send it through the oven to melt the cheese and crisp up the croissants. It was amazing. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. MARINATED CHICKEN SANDWICH MCDONALD'S HAMBURGERS McDonald's EVERY Jamie M. shares, I would take the delicious, cold, marinated chicken from the salads, toast a bun, add mayo and American cheese. It was a Goddamn delight, and because it's off-menu, I couldn't ring it up. CRACKED.COM
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