Cracked Archive - Weird World
The War On Xmas Is Real: And I'm Its Architect
Accept a warm 'Happy Holidays' from me, the mastermind behind the War on Christmas.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- December 21, 2016
5 Reasons Life’s Surprisingly Hard Never Having A Photo I.D.
This is government bureaucracy at its finest.
- By R. Jason Benson
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- December 21, 2016
Why Modern ‘Collectible’ Toys Are A Total Scam
If you're tempted to collect toys, we have some sage advice for you: Don't.
- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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- December 20, 2016
22 Amazing Things You Can Actually Buy (If You’re Rich AF)
We'll be honest: All this stuff is a bargain.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 19, 2016
The Dangerous Myth Of Participation Trophies: My Story
Not in a million years would I have the creative brainpower to think I'd need to hand out participation trophies like the ones sitting on my shelf.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- December 17, 2016
5 Absurdly Brutal Ways America Still Abuses Native People
The atrocities of the Standing Rock pipeline protests are but a few drops in a giant, Olympic-sized pool.
- By Nimby Smith
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- December 15, 2016
5 Groups You Think Control The World (Are Shockingly Weak)
There are no Illuminati. There are no puppet masters. It's just a bunch of idiots like us.
- By Nathan Williams
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- December 14, 2016
6 Shockingly Grim Disaster Plans (You Had No Clue Existed)
Proper planning prevents piss-poor performance. And, believe us, some organizations have taken that to an extreme that makes us both respect and fear them.
- By Adam Wears
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- December 12, 2016
9 Ugly Holiday Sweaters That Will Ruin Any Office Party
Some sweaters can put you in a sealed, red HR folder.
- By Katie Goldin
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- December 11, 2016
5 Small Problems Way More Frustrating Than They Should Be
Fair warning, you're likely to get triggered.
- By Ian Fortey
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- December 10, 2016
No Open Casket Funeral For You: Realities Of The Autobahn
The Autobahn is a lot more metal than we imagined.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- December 10, 2016
5 Really Stupid Jokes Hidden In Really Smart Places
It isn't easy to hide a joke in the Periodic Table, but it happened.
- By Teddem Yee, Stronzo Bestiale
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- December 09, 2016
How To Disappear Completely (By A Fugitive Still On The Run)
If you had to disappear, could you do it?
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- December 08, 2016
30 Double Standards That Nobody Wants To Admit To
You're probably a hypocrite and don't even know it.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 08, 2016
6 Holiday Traditions From History So Creepy We Killed Them
It took a long time for the most famous holidays to get their acts together and stop being inexplicably terrifying.
- By Cedric Voets
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- December 07, 2016
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