Cracked Archive - Weird World
7 Quotes By Famous Geniuses (That Everyone Gets Wrong)
Stop making Honest Abe out to be a dumb liar.
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- By J.C Breen
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566 6 Liars Who Found Unfathomable Fame Impersonating Authority
Be wary of individuals in clerical collars.
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- By Chris Radomile
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5 Insanely Powerful Patterns You Didn't Know Are Everywhere
So many hexagons.
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- By Sagar Parikh, Federico Cruz
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7 People Who Took Justice Into Their Own (Insane) Hands
Real-life vigilantes are usually less like The Punisher and more like those two drunken Australians who foiled the robbery of a fast food joint by clumsily flailing after the bad guys with their fists.
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- By Zachary Frey, Nathan Shulkin
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7 Insane Movie Scenes That Are Shockingly Common In Reality
If you find yourself being arrested for armed robbery, you can always blame it on someone else who was wearing a mask of your face.
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- By Michael Hossey
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Horrifying Things Caused By Shockingly Naive Charities
Some of the most charitable gestures went straight to the crapper after folks overlooked some pretty glaring problems right from the jump.
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- By J.T. Ulfeldt
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5 Amazing Counter-Cultures You've Never Heard Of
Nothing sticks it to the man better than wearing expensive clothes before ceremoniously setting them on fire.
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- By Luke John Smith
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5 Evil Species Of Flies You Don't (Want To) Know Exist
Maybe be a little wary the next time you go to swat a fly.
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- By Jonathan Wojcik
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7 Famous Characters Whose Iconic Design Was A Total Mistake
One little typo in your code, and suddenly your pigs are giant green penis monsters.
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- By B.T. Doran, Rahul Naam To Sunna Hoga
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8 Unsolved Crimes That Were Clearly Committed By Satan
Dead men can't set multiple fires.
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- By Zachary Frey
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5 Superhero Powers Nobody Realizes Could Save The World
Yo, why isn't Gambit working in a power plant or something?
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- By David Lee
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5 Famous Characters Who Died Horrible Off Screen Deaths
Sometimes getting tossed from a book into a movie is the only way to keep a character alive.
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- By Markos Hasiotis
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5 Real People Who Accidentally Hatched Supervillain Plots
You never knew when you're actually sitting next to a future Dr. Doom.
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- By Britni Patterson
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5 Famous Charity Songs That Were Insanely Harmful
What's the best thing you can do for a dying child? Bankrupt his charity, of course.
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- By Scott Elizabeth Baird
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6 Famous Companies That Went Totally Insane When Criticized
For anyone who's ever forgotten a significant other's birthday, then doubled down and made up for it by making out with that person's best friend, these companies are your kind of people.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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