We spoke to an HIV-positive gay man to find out what it was like to live in America at the height of the AIDS crisis.
To get a look at the dark underbelly of air travel, we talked to Ben, a ticket agent at San Diego International, James, a baggage handler at Seattle-Tacoma, and Bob, who cleans airplanes.
In case you weren't outraged enough, we present you even more trivial crap to lose your gourd over.
Turns out that while spice trading has lost some of its bloody, colonial-era edge, it still remains a risky, dirty trade.
Amazon is great at reminding you that you've lost a cherished part of your family.
Our main question: 'Do you wear a bird-themed costume and if not, why not?'
Strapped for cash? Turn to your body's massive stockpile of natural resources.
The people tasked with running our country have wasted so much money over the years on so many stupid things, it's amazing there's anything left to spend.
There are some very basic things that are standing in the way of the sci-fi future we were promised.
In the insanity that is the 2016 election, a few thousand loud, angry, and mostly very young people have found themselves acting, collectively, as some of Donald Trump's most valued advisers.
If we aren't taking discussions about diversity seriously, then it might be because our eyes are glazed over from seeing some of the same B.S. arguments over and over again.
Being on one of these shows woulda straight-up sucked. And not just because of the slime.