Cracked Archive - Weird World

The War On Xmas Is Real: And I'm Its Architect

Accept a warm 'Happy Holidays' from me, the mastermind behind the War on Christmas.


5 Reasons Life’s Surprisingly Hard Never Having A Photo I.D.

This is government bureaucracy at its finest.


Why Modern ‘Collectible’ Toys Are A Total Scam

If you're tempted to collect toys, we have some sage advice for you: Don't.


22 Amazing Things You Can Actually Buy (If You’re Rich AF)

We'll be honest: All this stuff is a bargain.


The Dangerous Myth Of Participation Trophies: My Story

Not in a million years would I have the creative brainpower to think I'd need to hand out participation trophies like the ones sitting on my shelf.


5 Absurdly Brutal Ways America Still Abuses Native People

The atrocities of the Standing Rock pipeline protests are but a few drops in a giant, Olympic-sized pool.


5 Groups You Think Control The World (Are Shockingly Weak)

There are no Illuminati. There are no puppet masters. It's just a bunch of idiots like us.


6 Shockingly Grim Disaster Plans (You Had No Clue Existed)

Proper planning prevents piss-poor performance. And, believe us, some organizations have taken that to an extreme that makes us both respect and fear them.


9 Ugly Holiday Sweaters That Will Ruin Any Office Party

Some sweaters can put you in a sealed, red HR folder.


5 Small Problems Way More Frustrating Than They Should Be

Fair warning, you're likely to get triggered.


No Open Casket Funeral For You: Realities Of The Autobahn

The Autobahn is a lot more metal than we imagined.


5 Really Stupid Jokes Hidden In Really Smart Places

It isn't easy to hide a joke in the Periodic Table, but it happened.


How To Disappear Completely (By A Fugitive Still On The Run)

If you had to disappear, could you do it?


30 Double Standards That Nobody Wants To Admit To

You're probably a hypocrite and don't even know it.


6 Holiday Traditions From History So Creepy We Killed Them

It took a long time for the most famous holidays to get their acts together and stop being inexplicably terrifying.