Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Child Prodigies Who Make Your Life Look Like A Sad Joke

Some will call these little overachievers 'inspirational,' but let's be honest -- they just remind us of how much we've wasted our own lives.

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By Lisa Olsen
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September 25, 2016

I Manage A Strip Club (And Not The Classy Kind)

Sometimes Hollywood leaves out the more uncomfortable details of strip clubs.

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By Amanda Mannen
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September 25, 2016

5 Things To Know Before Running With The Bulls, You Idiot

Yes, people die during these races.

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By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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September 24, 2016

I Worked For Wells Fargo: They Made Us Do Some Shady Sh!t

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By Robert Evans
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September 22, 2016

Why Dumb-Ass Conspiracy Theories Are An American Tradition

As tempted as you might be to shake your fists at the sky at how we've allowed conspiracy theories to get legitimate traction within our electoral system, you might be reassured to know that this sort of thing isn't new.

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By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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September 20, 2016

5 Well-Meaning Tributes That Went Shockingly Wrong

It turns out your legacy is only as good as the folks paying tribute to it.

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By Jeff Silvers
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September 20, 2016

So Your Giant Ape Escaped And Is Destroying The City: FAQs

'Oh dang. Dang man, dang.' 'What's the problem?' 'My giant ape. It's terrorizing the city.'

By Chris Bucholz
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September 19, 2016

5 Deeply Evil Corporations That Transcend Everyday Badness

Sometimes, major corporations pull off evil so epic that we must never forget it. We should build statues of it in the desert, to warn future generations.

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