Cracked Archive - Weird World

21 Male Visionaries And How They'd Be Treated As Women

This will be a fun thought exercise.


The 5 Most Purely Evil Leaked Memos From Famous Companies

These organizations found a way to turn scum-sucking evil up to 11.


The Ugly Side Of Strikes In The Modern World

We talked to 'Jermaine' and 'Julie' -- a security guard and a strikebreaking teacher, respectively -- to find out what it's like when a company and its labor force go to war.


5 Things A Body Can Spontaneously Do (Worse Than Combustion)

It's amazing any of us have lasted this long.


5 Surprisingly Grim Realities Of Life At A Chuck E. Cheese's

We talked to Mark, Matt, Heather, and Adam who used to work at four different CEC restaurants, or, as they call them: the final resting places of all their hope for humanity.


What You NEED To Know About Hallucinogenic Salamander Brandy

There's nothing we take more seriously here than fact-checking, so I stole Editor-In-Chief Jack O'Brien's credit card, booked a flight to Slovenia, and spent a week finding out if salamanders make you trip balls.


4 People Who Are Only Famous Because We All Despise Them

It's rare for someone to build an entire public persona around that douchebaggery. Because why, why, what possible purpose could that serve?


6 Childhood Toys That Got Hacked Into Grown Up Awesomeness

People out there are making insane adult versions of the things we loved as kids. Get ready to make some poor financial decisions.


15 Mind-Bending Buildings That Are Architecture Porn

While most buildings adhere to the standard design, there are still plenty out there that were clearly the work of insane, overgrown children.


8 Not-At-All Creepy Tricks For Remembering People's Names

Let's start remembering names right now! (Make sure you aren't with other people, though.)


The 5 Weirdest Things I Saw Driving For Google Street View

The amazing technology behind Google Street View grants us the ability to see the outside of publicly accessible places. What must it be like to bring us such techno-magic?


There's A New Video Game That Simulates Your Crappy Job

As you begin your journey, newcomer to the realm of keycard badges, here is a guide to help you with the broad strokes of the world's largest MMORPG.


The 5 Most Half Assed Ways People Found Priceless Artifacts

Sometimes the accidental results of mundane tasks such as taking your dog for a walk or stopping by a sad yard sale wind up unearthing some of the most significant discoveries.


6 Legitimate Goddamn Heroes You Didn't Know Got Screwed Over

The universe is ruled by a blind, mad god who feasts on pain and chaos.