Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Child Prodigies Who Make Your Life Look Like A Sad Joke
5 Child Prodigies Who Make Your Life Look Like A Sad Joke

Some will call these little overachievers 'inspirational,' but let's be honest -- they just remind us of how much we've wasted our own lives.

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I Manage A Strip Club (And Not The Classy Kind)
I Manage A Strip Club (And Not The Classy Kind)

Sometimes Hollywood leaves out the more uncomfortable details of strip clubs.

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5 Things To Know Before Running With The Bulls, You Idiot
5 Things To Know Before Running With The Bulls, You Idiot

Yes, people die during these races.

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Why Dumb-Ass Conspiracy Theories Are An American Tradition
Why Dumb-Ass Conspiracy Theories Are An American Tradition

As tempted as you might be to shake your fists at the sky at how we've allowed conspiracy theories to get legitimate traction within our electoral system, you might be reassured to know that this sort of thing isn't new.

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5 Well-Meaning Tributes That Went Shockingly Wrong
5 Well-Meaning Tributes That Went Shockingly Wrong

It turns out your legacy is only as good as the folks paying tribute to it.

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So Your Giant Ape Escaped And Is Destroying The City: FAQs
So Your Giant Ape Escaped And Is Destroying The City: FAQs

'Oh dang. Dang man, dang.' 'What's the problem?' 'My giant ape. It's terrorizing the city.'

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5 Deeply Evil Corporations That Transcend Everyday Badness
5 Deeply Evil Corporations That Transcend Everyday Badness

Sometimes, major corporations pull off evil so epic that we must never forget it. We should build statues of it in the desert, to warn future generations.

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5 Real Places Whose Economies Are Based On Insanity
5 Real Places Whose Economies Are Based On Insanity

Sometimes industry can influence the local culture in very unpredictable ways.

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I Watch People Die For A Living: 4 Things I've Learned
I Watch People Die For A Living: 4 Things I've Learned

Ready to find out what your final days will look like?

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Why Every Apple Release Has To Be Controversial
Why Every Apple Release Has To Be Controversial

Apple stories are the lifeblood of tech news sites.

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5 Secret Theme Park Hacks You're Going To Want To Try
5 Secret Theme Park Hacks You're Going To Want To Try

If you are currently at a theme park with a child, please refrain from telling them the truth about Disneyland's Morlock tunnels.

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7 Killer Craft Projects For When You're Drinking Craft Beer
7 Killer Craft Projects For When You're Drinking Craft Beer

I opted to buy some local craft beers on my last trip to the Mart, during which I also bought tube socks and batteries. Why? You know why.

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4 Things You Learn Behind The Counter Of A Gun Store
4 Things You Learn Behind The Counter Of A Gun Store

No writers were harmed in the making of this article. Physically, at least.

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7 Bizarre Things Click Bait Ads Assume You'll Believe
7 Bizarre Things Click Bait Ads Assume You'll Believe

Online ads clearly know something the rest of us don't about our impending doom.

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