Cracked Archive - Weird World

7 Hilariously Badass Jobs (You Had No Idea Were Real)

These heroes went out and made their childhood dreams a reality.


4 Terrible Parts of Pop Culture (With Weird Bright Sides)

Everything is terrible. But some things actually have pretty encouraging silver linings.


I Woke Up Blind: 5 Dark (And Drunk) Realities After Sight

Audrey and Lynsey both lost their eyesight. Here's what they told us about life when you suddenly can't see anymore.


5 Creepy Abandoned Places That'd Make Perfect Villain Lairs

As one of Cracked's foremost experts on budget villainy, I've compiled a handy list of badass abandoned structures you can pretty much just walk into and claim as your own.


Two People Survived Heaven’s Gate: We Talked To Them

Heaven's Gate still exists today, having left behind two members to maintain it, answer emails, and sell books and VHS tapes of their beliefs. And they agreed to talk to us.


The 3 Most Ridiculous Forgotten Superheroes, Part 2

These heroes contain so much raw Golden Age that unprepared readers could die from toxic radness exposure.


Everything Wrong With These 15 Movies, In Chart Form

Everything's easier to understand with charts.


I Ate At The World's Best Sushi Restaurant.

It was the best sushi I've ever eaten.


3 Golden Age Comic Book Heroes Who Got Left There, Part 1

I want to honor the radness of some superheroes by remembering those who were far too Golden Agey to exist outside of that time.


5 Dark Realities Of Being A Modern-Day Nazi Hunter

Jurgen let us tag along to stalk a real-life aging Nazi war criminal. The results were ... unexpected.


5 Things I Learned From Being Addicted To Child Porn

We spoke to 'Charlie,' who's been arrested twice for possession of child pornography. Here's what he told us.


21 Badass Jobs You Won't Believe Are A Real Thing

Time to find your life's goal.


Have A Seat 2016, It's Time For Annual Performance Reviews

Hey 2016, come on in, sit down. How are things?


6 Insane Ways People Made Money Off Famous Crimes

The following people tried everything in their power to monetize the hell out of their famous legal problems. And sadly, a lot of it worked.