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Weird World: 12 Mind-Boggling, Real Events We Didn’t Know About

By:: Andrea Meno

July 28, 2021

Weird World: 12 Mind-Boggling, Real Events We Didn’t Know About

Kevin Hart put up billboards in a bunch of cities … just to troll his buddy. Here’s the full story, plus 11 others:

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WEIRD WORLD Kevin Hart took out billboards in LA, NYC, and Atlanta just to troll Nick Cannon. in Cannon has seven kids by four different mothers, and the billboard says For any advice on fatherhood? Call my best friend Nick Cannon. CRACKED.COM — Source: CNN

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WEIRD WORLD In Indonesia, a guy tried to disguise himself as his wife SO he could get on a plane. He wore a nigab, had his wife's passport, and her negative COVID test. They spotted him only when he changed to his normal clothes on the flight. CRACKED.COM — Source: BBC

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WEIRD WORLD Someone carried out a 000 beehive heist in the night in Rockford, Illinois. They stole two very large beehives, and it was a professional job-they probably wore bee suits and took the hives with dollies, say the victims. CRACKED.COM — Source: mystateline.com

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WEIRD WORLD In Argentina, the Health Ministry put in an official order for 000 wooden dongs. (illustration) The ,000 fake penises are to be used for educational purposes, and the ministry specified they should be neatly polished and about 6.7 long. CRACKED.COM — Source: MercoPress

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WEIRD WORLD A German TV reporter was caught smearing mud on herself (to fool viewers). She was reporting from a region hit by heavy rainfall, and wanted to daub mud on herself before going on camera so she'd look like she'd been helping. CRACKED.COM — Source: BBC

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WEIRD WORLD In Sweden, two inmates ransomed prison guards in exchange for pizza. The inmates took the guards hostage and demanded pizza and an escape helicopter. They got the pizza, and then let the guards go. CRACKED.COM — Source: Bangkok Post

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WEIRD WORLD A top Australian academic sent death threats (and her own underwear) to herself. She sent the threats to both her home and office, and even put her underwear in one of them. She was found guilty of 11 charges. CRACKED.COM — Source: news,com,au

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WEIRD WORLD Cops arrested two guys for drug trafficking because of handwritten license plates. The car got stopped because of those license plates, but police found tons of drug paraphernalia in it, including 3,100 bags of heroin and a glass pipe. CRACKED.COM — Source: WWLP

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WEIRD WORLD A Scottish cop reported she was followed by a drone, but it turned out to be a planet. She reported the drone via call, and when she got back to the station, they explained to her that it was actually the planet Jupiter. CRACKED.COM — Source: Glasgow Live

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WEIRD WORLD Malaysian authorities ran over one thousand bitcoin mining rigs with a steamroller. The mining rigs were confiscated from miners who'd allegedly stolen over $2 million worth of electricity and used it to mine bitcoin. CRACKED.COM — Source: CNBC

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WEIRD WORLD An Olympic athlete jumped up and down on his bed to prove it was safe for sex. To quash rumors that the beds were made of cardboard to prevent sex, Irish gymnast Rhys McClenaghan filmed himself jumping up and down on his bed. CRACKED.COM — Source: CNN

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WEIRD WORLD Someone has been calling libraries to masturbate to a Supreme Court opinion. The man calls a library and, when he gets a female librarian, asks for the opinion in Brady v. Maryland to be read to him, then begins masturbating. CRACKED.COM — Source: Above The Law

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