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Accessible Plane Seats CRACKED.COM Flying coach is incredibly uncomfortable and upgrades are outrageously priced, but the experience is even more unpleasant for people who have disabilities or are taller/larger than 5'5 and 120 pounds.

Avocado Ripeness Measurer CRACKED.COM We've wasted one too many avocados by cutting them open before they were ripe. There're some tricks (like the chin or stem test) but dummies like us want something definitive.

Umbrella Alternatives CRACKED.COM Why is our best defense against rain from ancient times? Can't we come up with something BETTER, that frees up our hands, doesn't poke people in the face, and keeps our feet dry too?

Men's Birth Control CRACKED.COM Men need a birth control to supplement condoms. Vagina-havers already have to deal with periods and pregnancy, let's take one thing off their plates. The existing hormonal birth control can BE dangerous (see: blood clots) and doesn't work for everyone.

Period Blocker SMTWTES CRACKED.COM Aside from birth control (see previous entry), there should be a way to prevent this painful monthly occurrence, if you want.

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