In your best interest, I've written down some moments and places where it would be totally okay for you to justifiably rip your face off with your bare hands, without being arrested and/or institutionalized.n your best interest, I've written down some moments and places where it would be totally okay for you to rip your face off with your bare hand
If you want to be scared about Halloween candy, look no further than the candy companies themselves
Please, don't try any of these crazy suggestions.
Let's take a trip down a weird back alley on Memory Lane, where every memory is of murder.
What's it like to do cop stuff without the benefit of a gun, arrest powers, or backup? Spoiler: It's horrifying.
If there's one issue dominating the headlines these days, it's definitely the terrifying spectre of snobs and how they're ruining everything.
Instead of solemnly remembering their dark past with humility, Salem has gone a different route -- specifically, the route populated with merchandise and Ferris wheels.
We sat down with Rick Wilson, a Republican strategist who has helped to craft hundreds of attack ads.
These products have managed to stick around for decades despite the fact that we absolutely do not need them.
Escape rooms are all the rage these days. It's like living out a Saw movie, only you don't have to mutilate yourself (probably).
Millennials are blamed for more problems than Gremlins, and are treated as less human. But exactly how fair is that?
These restauranteurs, instead of putting in the blood, sweat, and effort, seemingly just get blindingly drunk and make bets with each other about the stupidest concepts in the Universe.
Note: No room in the title to say this, but there's a section at the end about what men can do to help.
All of human history has been one gigantic, ruinous circle jerk, with Mother Nature crouching awkwardly in the center.