Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 'Traditional' Things That've Kept The World A Worse Place
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- By Adam Wears
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774 6 Real DNA Mutations That Make Ordinary People X-Men
When it comes to long-distance running, we easily outperform the begrudging silver and bronze medalists, the dog and the horse.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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Hilariously Bad PSAs That Backfired Even More Hilariously
Sometimes health campaigns are made by hilariously out-of-touch public officials who have no idea how to talk to their audience.
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- By Chris Rio
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7 Staples Of Your Childhood That We're About To Ruin For You
The real-life Snoopy didn't have such a happy story.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Mindf*@k Problems You Face Being President
Why would anyone want to be the president of the United States? The pay is so-so, the job is next to impossible, and the only real perk is meeting rap stars.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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7 Normal Towns That Have Been Attacked By Pure Craziness
We now live in a world in which losing your phone could turn into a personal apocalypse.
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- By Chris Radomile
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7 Mothers Who Went Insane (To Protect Their Kids)
Consider these women the John McClanes of the mothering world.
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- By Lisa Olsen
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6 Horrifying Acts Of Desperation & Fear Caused By Spiders
See! Spiders really are just the worst.
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- By Taig Spearman
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5 True Stories Where If You Heard Them You'd Be Like "Nah"
Soap operas are like professional wrestling for housewives, full of outlandish characters and convoluted plots too crazy for real life. Or are they?
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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Why You've Never Really Tasted Your 6 Favorite Foods
We tend to orient our diets around how our food looks, in lieu of how it actually tastes. And the food industry knows this.
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- By Ricardo Oskam
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Two Year Faked Coma: 6 People That Worked Hard At Being Lazy
Laziness is like wine: It's only appealing to certain crowds, a surprisingly large amount of work goes into it, and it gets more impressive as time goes on.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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6 Insane Structures That Will Be Awesome When Finished
Who wouldn't want to take a slide down from the top of a skyscraper.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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6 Corrupt Police Forces That Didn't Even Pretend to Give A F
Corrupt law enforcement is nothing new. Quite a few cops have been dragging their asses way over the thin blue line since time immemorial.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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6 World-Changing Ideas Ignored For Stupid Reasons
Everything takes a back seat to beer.
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- By Logan Strain
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6 Shockingly Hardcore Skills You Can Learn In Under A Week
In six short days, Stunt University will take your insane death wish and teach you how to make money off it.
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- By Ryan Oskroba
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