We asked Cracked readers on Facebook, “What was the worst typo you've ever made?” The answers were hilarious, even though we felt your second-degree humiliation. Here are 20 stories we had to share… 

TELL US NOW. Josh P. tells US... I accidentally found out that I wish you were here and I wish you were her are two completely different things. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Sean G. tells US... A quickly typed church newsletter was supposed to read: and the kids will also have a visit from Santa. Unfortunately the letters in Santa were mixed up. It then read, the kids will also have a visit from Satan. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. George B. tells US... I'm an insurance inspector. I once texted a homeowner I just need to take a few shits around your house. I meant shots.... as in photographs. Luckily, she thought it was hilarious. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Andi C. tells US... Ever notice how close the 'G' and 'T' keys are on the keyboard? Be very careful when sending a snotty email about how badly someone's team have handled a request and ending it with regards. CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. Owen J. tells US... Boss enthusiastically texted a new idea and and asked if I could help. I replied You go tit instead of You got it and didn't realize the mistake for some time. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Jim A. tells US... Wife messaged me about a sale at the local steakhouse. I tried to message back ooh, but autocorrect changed it to pig (each letter of the corrected word being right next to the original on the keyboard). CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. llia S. tells US... Stain instead of Stalin. In my doctoral dissertation. I was mortified, but my professors were nice enough not to mention it. Maybe because the overall meaning hadn't changed all that much... CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Owen J. tells US... Working in a hospital, I was emailing the higher ups asking for cover for various shifts for the next few weeks. Only noticed after I sent that the 'F' key didn't work on my keyboard. I'd asked for late shits and early shits. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Amanda R. tells US... I went to grad school for public health A professor once had a class presentation on the big screen titled pubic health. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Jennifer M. tells US... I was having a supply order for office supplies. Well the damn thing keep turning my pens into penis. My manger couldn't stop laughing when they read it saying I need 20 red penis, 40 black penis, 15 blue penis, and 30 fine tip penis in black or red. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Lewis C. tells US... My wife's phone autocorrects lololol to lol ok. I have gotten this cold and cryptic response to messages about everything from who I'm hanging out with, to political memes. It puts the fear of God into me every time. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Herbie S. tells US... Used to work in the internet department for a large insurance company, you know the one with the cute lizard. After firing off an email to a customer about her rate complaint, I got her reply that started with I don't find your email funny. Turns out I mangled inconvenience so badly that the spell check changed it to incontinence. So it read I am sorry for any incontinence this may have caused. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Kari S. tells US... I was the first person to react when my friend posted on Facebook that her child had drowned, and I accidentally pushed the haha react instead of the care react. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Brian C. tells US... Remodeling the dining room and the wife wanted a new grandfather clock as a focal point. Decided to do an image search on grandfather clocks. Safe search was OFF. Forgot to type the 'L.' What came next will haunt me the rest of my years. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Rebekah W. tells US... Told a customer they couldn't have an extra discocunt when working on a live chat system for a popular UK family holiday company. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Mark C. tells US... I was responsible for scheduling events for a convention. One woman texted me and asked where she would be, and I tried to respond I've got you signed up for slot six. Unfortunately voice-to-text heard I've got you signed up for slut sex. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Bill W tells US... My brother called me once pretty late at night, and I texted him to say Can't talk now, I'm about to conk. My phone autocorrected conk as come. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Jen M. tells US... Tried to text a guy I liked that I love surprises, and it autocorrected to I love autopsies. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. David T. tells US... 20+ years ago, I once turned in an essay about fictional character Cass Mastern. When I was done, I told spell check to replace all typos because I was a bad speller, and it decided I was writing about Ass Master instead. Bet my teacher got a kick out of that one. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Kyle M. tells US... I once wrote to a musician I had admired pretty much my whole life, and signed it with: A Loyal Audiophile, but it autocorrected to a less savory word ending in -phile and starting with a P, and he blocked me. CRACKED.COM
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