These theories aren't just fake, they're also so fun that you'll wish they really happened.
The glut of donated supplies following a tragedy is such a problem that emergency workers have a term for it --
Every Veterans Day, some lovely, patriotic establishments offer free meals to veterans. As a veteran myself, it is a kindness that I have appreciated and partaken of for years.
What's it like when your life suddenly turns into a Roland Emmerich movie?
There is a multi-billion-dollar cult, propagated by the Hollywood elite, which preys like an engorged leech on the minds and pocketbooks of people seeking a purpose. And it's not Scientology.
It sounds like something out of a sci-fi dystopia as imagined by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, but fecal transplants are very real.
Oh, good, you're finally here! I've been waiting for you, for there are murders that need to be solved!
'Some kids started splashing in the pool, and when I heard two pops, I looked around ...'
Many of the 'superior' opinions you (or your annoying friends) hold turn out to be hilariously wrong when you look at the data.
Every once in a while, it's refreshing to read a story where somebody beats the odds, defies fate, and manages to put one over on the cosmos for a longshot win -- and it's not a billionaire racist.
Even the world of suicide crisis assistance has its weird and wacky underbelly.
Regardless of who wins this election, around half of the country is going to have to learn to live under the rule of someone they've vilified for the entire election cycle.