Big-city crimes pale in comparison to the shady, monstrous deeds carried out in hamlets and villages across the country.
For some reason, there's one damn place that has these things figured out, and they're the best at it, period.
These people who managed to leave nothing behind, except a mystery as to their true identity and a whole bunch of baffled reporters, authorities, and dick joke websites.
We don't like Ken Bone anymore, so toss that red sweater in the trash.
In your best interest, I've written down some moments and places where it would be totally okay for you to justifiably rip your face off with your bare hands, without being arrested and/or institutionalized.n your best interest, I've written down some moments and places where it would be totally okay for you to rip your face off with your bare hand
If you want to be scared about Halloween candy, look no further than the candy companies themselves
Please, don't try any of these crazy suggestions.
Let's take a trip down a weird back alley on Memory Lane, where every memory is of murder.
What's it like to do cop stuff without the benefit of a gun, arrest powers, or backup? Spoiler: It's horrifying.
If there's one issue dominating the headlines these days, it's definitely the terrifying spectre of snobs and how they're ruining everything.
Instead of solemnly remembering their dark past with humility, Salem has gone a different route -- specifically, the route populated with merchandise and Ferris wheels.
We sat down with Rick Wilson, a Republican strategist who has helped to craft hundreds of attack ads.
These products have managed to stick around for decades despite the fact that we absolutely do not need them.