Cracked Archive - Weird World
7 Policies We're Stuck With Thanks To Stupidity And Greed
Like a butterfly in a $5000 suit flapping its wings, the consequences of a politician wanting a payday can both be unforeseen and devastating.
- By Mark Hill
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- June 13, 2017
Puberty Sucks But Second Puberty Is Just The God-Awful Worst
Second puberty will hit between 28 and 33. The physical changes you'll undergo are going to be unsettling; a harbinger of horrors to come.
- By Luis Prada
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- June 12, 2017
5 Insane Jerk Moves You Never Knew Disney Pulled
These are sins even Jiminy Cricket couldn't absolve.
- By Adam Wears
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- June 12, 2017
5 Accidental X-Rated Subliminal Messages That Are Everywhere
Phallic imagery can pop up in the most awkward places. Pay enough attention and, as if by magic, you can see a wang appearing out of the ether
- By Justin Crockett
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- June 11, 2017
5 Common Myths About Sexual Assault You Probably Believe
Shockingly, Hollywood and the news media do not always paint an accurate picture of the reality of sexual assault.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- June 11, 2017
18 Ways Politics Has Ruined Everyday Interaction
We've combined politics with the internet, and now we're all screwed.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- June 11, 2017
5 Insane Ways You Can Be Killed At Any Moment
Prepare yourself all you want, Death has some pretty clever ways of escorting us from this life.
- By Ivan Farkas
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- June 10, 2017
5 Supposed Devastating Insults (That Are Anything But)
Some people are out there still slinging the worst of the worst when it comes to tired, old, ineffective insults.
- By Ian Fortey
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- June 09, 2017
ISIS's New Strategy Is Stupid Yet Amazingly Effective
Ever since 9/11, the whole world has sort of cringed in anticipation of the next 9/11-scale attack. Turns out we're scared of the wrong thing.
- By Robert Evans
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- June 08, 2017
5 People Ironically Ruined By Their Very Stupid Beliefs
We like to believe we're experts in everything, but the universe has a way of correcting us -- often in the grimmest manner possible.
- By Mordecai Jones
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- June 07, 2017
5 Creepy As Heck Murders That Remain Unsolved To This Day
It's time to take a stab at solving these mofos like a boss.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- June 06, 2017
The Cult My Parents Forced Me Into Was A Hippie Sex Scam
What's life like when you grow up in an honest-to-god hippie commune led by the alleged embodiment of God?
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- June 05, 2017
5 Childhood Favorites That Did Not Age Well
There's not a single thing from our childhoods that our kids will appreciate now that we live in the terrifying future.
- By Erik Germ
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- June 04, 2017
30 Obnoxious Stereotypes That Just Won’t Die
If you think you've never been stereotyped, well, we have some news for you.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- June 04, 2017
4 'Slacker' Jobs That Actually Pay Amazingly Well
Working is hard. You know what's not hard? NOT working.
- By Nathan Kamal, Madolyn Whitmer
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- June 03, 2017
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