Heaven's Gate still exists today, having left behind two members to maintain it, answer emails, and sell books and VHS tapes of their beliefs. And they agreed to talk to us.
These heroes contain so much raw Golden Age that unprepared readers could die from toxic radness exposure.
It was the best sushi I've ever eaten.
I want to honor the radness of some superheroes by remembering those who were far too Golden Agey to exist outside of that time.
Jurgen let us tag along to stalk a real-life aging Nazi war criminal. The results were ... unexpected.
We spoke to 'Charlie,' who's been arrested twice for possession of child pornography. Here's what he told us.
Hey 2016, come on in, sit down. How are things?
The following people tried everything in their power to monetize the hell out of their famous legal problems. And sadly, a lot of it worked.
We often underestimate the New Year's Eve party, because we're a cocky species destined to destroy itself.
Being Meadow Soprano is exactly as dramatic as it sounds.
There were actually some bring spots in 2016, heroes doing everything they could to ... well, not die, or spread disease, or casually stoke the fires of fascism.
Accept a warm 'Happy Holidays' from me, the mastermind behind the War on Christmas.
This is government bureaucracy at its finest.
If you're tempted to collect toys, we have some sage advice for you: Don't.
Not in a million years would I have the creative brainpower to think I'd need to hand out participation trophies like the ones sitting on my shelf.