Like a butterfly in a $5000 suit flapping its wings, the consequences of a politician wanting a payday can both be unforeseen and devastating.
Second puberty will hit between 28 and 33. The physical changes you'll undergo are going to be unsettling; a harbinger of horrors to come.
Phallic imagery can pop up in the most awkward places. Pay enough attention and, as if by magic, you can see a wang appearing out of the ether
Shockingly, Hollywood and the news media do not always paint an accurate picture of the reality of sexual assault.
Some people are out there still slinging the worst of the worst when it comes to tired, old, ineffective insults.
Ever since 9/11, the whole world has sort of cringed in anticipation of the next 9/11-scale attack. Turns out we're scared of the wrong thing.
We like to believe we're experts in everything, but the universe has a way of correcting us -- often in the grimmest manner possible.
It's time to take a stab at solving these mofos like a boss.
What's life like when you grow up in an honest-to-god hippie commune led by the alleged embodiment of God?