Cracked Archive - Weird World

7 Policies We're Stuck With Thanks To Stupidity And Greed

Like a butterfly in a $5000 suit flapping its wings, the consequences of a politician wanting a payday can both be unforeseen and devastating.


Puberty Sucks But Second Puberty Is Just The God-Awful Worst

Second puberty will hit between 28 and 33. The physical changes you'll undergo are going to be unsettling; a harbinger of horrors to come.


5 Insane Jerk Moves You Never Knew Disney Pulled

These are sins even Jiminy Cricket couldn't absolve.


5 Accidental X-Rated Subliminal Messages That Are Everywhere

Phallic imagery can pop up in the most awkward places. Pay enough attention and, as if by magic, you can see a wang appearing out of the ether


5 Common Myths About Sexual Assault You Probably Believe

Shockingly, Hollywood and the news media do not always paint an accurate picture of the reality of sexual assault.


18 Ways Politics Has Ruined Everyday Interaction

We've combined politics with the internet, and now we're all screwed.


5 Insane Ways You Can Be Killed At Any Moment

Prepare yourself all you want, Death has some pretty clever ways of escorting us from this life.


5 Supposed Devastating Insults (That Are Anything But)

Some people are out there still slinging the worst of the worst when it comes to tired, old, ineffective insults.


ISIS's New Strategy Is Stupid Yet Amazingly Effective

Ever since 9/11, the whole world has sort of cringed in anticipation of the next 9/11-scale attack. Turns out we're scared of the wrong thing.


5 People Ironically Ruined By Their Very Stupid Beliefs

We like to believe we're experts in everything, but the universe has a way of correcting us -- often in the grimmest manner possible.


5 Creepy As Heck Murders That Remain Unsolved To This Day

It's time to take a stab at solving these mofos like a boss.


The Cult My Parents Forced Me Into Was A Hippie Sex Scam

What's life like when you grow up in an honest-to-god hippie commune led by the alleged embodiment of God?


5 Childhood Favorites That Did Not Age Well

There's not a single thing from our childhoods that our kids will appreciate now that we live in the terrifying future.


30 Obnoxious Stereotypes That Just Won’t Die

If you think you've never been stereotyped, well, we have some news for you.


4 'Slacker' Jobs That Actually Pay Amazingly Well

Working is hard. You know what's not hard? NOT working.