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30 Conspiracy Theories That Are Just Plain Wild

By:: Eric B

November 01, 2021

30 Conspiracy Theories That Are Just Plain Wild

Can you prove Obama DIDN'T travel to Mars? How do you know the Hadron Collider WON'T summon the Hindu god of death?! Listen, we like to do our own research. Our first finding? You should definitely click to read more absolutely zany conspiracy theories.

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MICHAEL JACKSON WAS KILLED BY THE IRANIAN GOVERMENT As reported by The Telegraph, many believed that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had The King of Pop murdered so it would distract people from the ongoing protests in their country back in 2009... and it worked! CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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Obama Traveled To Mars Lawyer Andrew D. Basiago and friend William Stillings are self-acclaimed chrononauts, or time-travelers. The two men claim they were placed in a secret CIA Mars program alongside a 19-year-old Obama. This program trained men to teleport to Mars in order to survey alien life. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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It wasn't Mark David Chapman who killed John Lennon VIV V HINISHIP THE As 1h Chapman Lennon ally creating a nuclear explosion simply Chapman getting Lennon autograph, as - YMCA volunteer; 'Nobody in Hawaii is on the - by the force of her will. 1970s E going to believe mr Charlie's napalm-to-nuclear capabil- thing of It was Stephen King! Stephen King One great big Zippo lighter. ity is the result of a Government-spon- sored experiment in which her_mother and father both college students at the John Lennon, signing bis life away. stops to give an autograph to Accused Killer Mark — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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CRACKED.COM In January 2016, One Direction singer Louis Tomlinson's baby was born. But some fans swear the whole thing was staged. According to a Tumblr page called TheTruthAboutOneDirection, Louis's PR team deliberately faked the story of him having a baby in order to distract everyone from the fact that Louis is secretly having a relationship with one of his bandmates, Harry Styles. — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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The Large Hadron Collider Summons The God Of Death Researcher William Henry claims that CERN built the Collider as a stargate portal to summon the God Osiris or Shiva. Followers of this conspiracy claim it's no coincidence that there is a statue of Shiva in front of the CERN building. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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Your groceries are funding terrorism! Such is a popular theory that's been espoused by the website 'Boycott Halal' and many other Islamophobic groups online. They say that the money which big food/drink/toiletry companies pay to receive the 'Halal certified' seal is given to terrorist organizations. AMERICA SAUDI A1 CHEEZ-IT OREO French pineapple 100% NyQuil COVOR Juice Honey KF - A1 - Colgate OPTIC - - WHITE - - - Kerns Advil - - Triscuit I = - Pringle NESTEA - Original NEOSPORIN - - pepsi - V8 FSECLC PLANTERS RT RIT GOTT RIV Peanuts - HUGGIES WELLMANN SUMME F в — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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The rise of the anti-vaxxer movement caused the resurgence of various preventable diseases. Reduced vaccination rates in Europe and America paved the way for outbreaks of measles and whooping cough, respectively, in 2012. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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Some people believe dinosaurs helped build the pyramids. Even some professionals believe this. According to professor of Egyptology Nabir Al-Sammud, dinosaurs were tamed and trained to carry equipment much like elephants have done. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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Jewish Mind Controlled Sharks! In 2010, a series of shark attacks occurred at the Red Sea resort town Sharm El Sheikh. In an interview with Egyptian news site Ahram Online, South Sinai governor Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha speculated that the Mossad was using GPS to mind control the sharks in order to use them as bioweapons to decrease tourism in the region. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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At least two people have been arrested on separate occasions for platting or threatening to kill Barack Obama... ...because they thought he was the Antichrist. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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IS THE EARTH FLAT? According to countless YouTube videos, the answer is yes. Flat Earth theories are nothing new but have spread like wildfire over the internet. According to Flat-Earthers, everything NASA claims to have done has been faked, including photos and videos taken from orbit. Why would NASA commit these frauds? To get money for their projects, which gets funneled on the sly back to the government, of course. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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Yuri Gagarin became the first human to journey into outer space in 1961. But according to the LOST COSMONAUTS CONSPIRACY THEORY, the Soviet Union launched manned space flights prior to Gagarin's and cosmonauts have died in the attempts. This assumption acknowledges Yuri Gagarin only as the first man to SURVIVE human spaceflight. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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Claiming the West was deliberately attempting to cause outbreaks of HIV and infertility, many religious and political leaders in Nigeria encouraged a boycott of the polio vaccine. For a year vaccinations were not administered, resulting in an enormous jump in the number of cases not just in Nigeria but among neighboring populations. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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THE KNOW-NOTHING MOVEMENT believed the 19th-century wave of Catholic immigrants was a PLOT BY THE POPE to take over the United States and destroy the American banking system. Dozens of Catholic churches and convents were burned to the ground. Street riots killed scores of people. Some 50 Italian immigrants were lynched. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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NTSC U/C In 2000, an article on WorldNetDaily.com stated the U.S. Customs Service and FBI were investigating claims that Saddam Hussein was buying thousands of PlayStation 2 game consoles. According to the article, the government believed he was going to MacGyver the hardware into some sort of WMD. NTC FIELD2 N COMBAT L GRAGKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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The NASA Blue Beam Project According to the late journalist Serge Monast, NASA is planning on projecting giant 3D holograms of religous figures into the atmosphere to initiate a spiritual apocalypse among world religions. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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AIDS denialism killed over 300,000 people in South Africa between 2000 and 2005. WISE SE WISE our C uno Status Mount B Jhoh status SE LIFE CHOOSE LIF CHOOSE - I LI The president at the time denied the link between HIV and AIDS and held back donated anti-HIV medication, calling it toxic and a GRACKED.COM plot to weaken his country. His health minister instead recommended herbal remedies to fight against AIDS. — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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Braden Matejka survived getting shot in the head during the Las Vegas shooting, only to have people bombard his social media accounts with conspiracy theories and threats. Oh please. Worst acting I've ever seen in my life. Did his girlfriend learn how to shed a crocodile tear yet? Puke 1 hour ago Like Reply Delete According to them, he's an actor who should be shot in the head for real. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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Back to the Future predicted 9/11 (and everything else). 68 A YouTube series by Polarization Nation Media claims that Back to the Future predicted 9/11, the 2005 London bombings, the Paris attacks, and more through coded messages and clock imagery. This McFly code is said to be part of a communication network used by undercover terrorists, and hints at future disasters. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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Activists at geoengineeringwatch.org are adamant that the recent drought in California was engineered by the U.S. government, possibly as a form of food control. How? By using chem trails, of course! CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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GRAGKED.COM DONALD TRUMP IS AN ALIEN After studying a NASA Rover Photo, Scott Waring (a blogger posting on ufosightingsdaily.com) shared that he'd found a perfect likeness of Trump on the surface of Mars. Не theorized this may mean Trump is an alien (saying this would explain Trump's magical power in his voice that causes mass hysteria and loyalty), and that he may be part of a group called the CTR who are said to exploit the human race for financial gains. — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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CCONSPIRACY After reporter Alison Parker was murdered on live television along with her cameraman, her boyfriend Chris Hurts has become the target of harassment by gun truthers, who send him videos and pictures of the tragedy with commentary pointing out their imagined proof that it was staged. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Insane Conspiracy Theories The Internet Believes

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THE CONSPIRACY: Britney was a paid Bush operative. CRACKED. .COM THE THEORY: She broke up with к Fed right before a midterm election; she was paid to distract the American people! — Source: 24 Super-Ding-Dong Theories About Celebs

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THE CONSPIRACY: Miley was bankrolled by Obama. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: Any time Obama needed a distraction from eating mustard or wearing tan, there was Miley, making a scene. — Source: 24 Super-Ding-Dong Theories About Celebs

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THE CONSPIRACY: Khloé is O.J.'s daughter. SHOTOR SYCLES PLAY MOY CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: Kris Jenner, famously the wife of Simpson's lawyer, claims she had an affair with O.J. in the '80s. — Source: 24 Super-Ding-Dong Theories About Celebs

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THE CONSPIRACY: Britney and Justin are clones. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: The couple were in a car accident just before ...Baby One More Time dropped. Brit was killed, and Justin was left in a coma, so they brought in the clones. — Source: 24 Super-Ding-Dong Theories About Celebs

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THE CONSPIRACY: The Illuminati killed Eminem (because he wouldn't join their club) CRACKED COM THE THEORY: Не took 5 years to follow up Encore because he was busy getting murdered and recreated by a slighted secret society. — Source: 24 Super-Ding-Dong Theories About Celebs

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THE CONSPIRACY: Kurt Cobain was killed by his own guitar. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: Не learned to play on a left-handed guitar, which exacerbated his scoliosis, causing the chronic pain that led him down his dark path. — Source: 24 Super-Ding-Dong Theories About Celebs

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THE CONSPIRACY: Hitler was Hitler because of bad potty training. CRACKED COM THE THEORY: Hitler's mother poop shamed him, causing an anal fixation, which made him become obsessed with cleansing. — Source: 24 Super-Ding-Dong Theories About Celebs

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THE CONSPIRACY: Avril Lavigne's body double took over her life. Naturally 4 CRACKED COM THE THEORY: When we saw Lavigne go from a goth phase to a... slightly different goth phase, she had actually died, her body double swooping in to pick up where Avril left off. — Source: 24 Super-Ding-Dong Theories About Celebs

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