This will all make sense in a minute.
It turns out we've always been this dumb.
Let's take a look at some of the issues causing turmoil in the alt-right ranks.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
If you love something, set it free.
The Universe seems to have our backs.
Here some of the laziest, weirdest, and downright infantile things that actually caused mass panics in recent history.
Sometimes a good prank can make it halfway around the world before reason even gets out of bed in the morning.
They might be good dogs, but those names could do with some work.