Cracked Archive - Weird World

How The Fashion World Glamorizes Rape, Abuse, And Murder

Contemporary fashion advertising is all about beautiful lifeless women, usually lying in puddles of artfully applied grime and contorted into broken, corpse-like sprawls.


5 Things The US Still Doesn't Understand About Latin America

When it comes to Latin America, the U.S. behaves like a drunken bully.


5 Embarrassing Habits Everyone Develops When Living Alone

If you ever find yourself having to live alone for long stretches of time, you too will find yourself doing some truly weird stuff.


6 Flat-Out Crazy Conspiracy Theories (That Really Happened)

We can say with some certainty that the federal government is not, in fact, a front for the lizard people.


5 Things That Will Turn Your Bodily Fluids Straight-Up Alien

It's a statistical fact that going to see a doctor is worse than a biting a sandwich and finding a really long hair enrobed in warm mayonnaise dangling from your lips afterward ... No one likes the doctor.


4 Famous Mascots (Who Have Needlessly Creepy Origin Stories)

Why would so many corporations give their seemingly mundane mascots backstories so dark they might have wandered out of a David Lynch film?


6 Ghosts Who Solved Their Own Murders

Being the ghost of a murder victim must be so frustrating.


The 6 Creepiest Stories Of 2017 (You Totally Missed)

It feels like the world is on fire sometimes, doesn't it? We're about to make everything so, so much worse.


Taco Bell's Website Is Absolutely Insane (No, Seriously)

I don't know how long the weirdness has been there, but I wish I would've scrolled down the page just a little bit more to reach the Promised Land sooner.


5 Jaw-Dropping DIY Costumes (Made By Regular People)

You want to wear that 'This Is My Costume' T-shirt again this Halloween, you go right on ahead.


6 Real People Who Cheated Death In The Craziest Way Possible

This is your daily reminder that we are all but sacks of meat that can and will crumble and rot as surely as last night's Chipotle.


13 Historical Photos Straight From Your Nightmares

They say the past is a foreign country, but what they've neglected to tell you is that it's a country full of horrors that want you dead.


6 Horrifying Urban Legends That Actually Came True

We tell ourselves that the chilling tales we hear online and around the campfire can't be true, because we like being able to leave the house without collapsing into a broken ball of anxiety. But it's time once again to pop that little bubble of self-deception.


I'm In A Wheelchair: 5 Ways Dating Can Be Super Dark

My wheelchair often becomes a small elephant in the room wherever I go.


The 15 Most Idiotic Monsters In Dungeons & Dragons History

Stranger Things has made Dungeons & Dragons cool again, even if the show does take place in an era when playing it meant risking getting your head shoved into a toilet.