Please tell us we’re not the only ones whose parents said this stuff.
Turns out all your pants are on fire, for literally no reason.
Some conservatives are out there actually trying to be funny.
Some non-Western countries are into Western traditions waaaay more than we are.
Sorry, guys. Trump's supporters are still here for it.
The human brain reacts to accusations of racism with incoherent babbling and insane rationalizations.
These may be the only five things you never get to witness.
It's been a bad week for Alex, but don't worry: he already might have a second career lined up.
Turns out sometimes artists are so self-aware it's kind of refreshing.
This may come as a surprise, but gigantic, profit-hungry corporations don't always have the public's best interests at heart.
The Bible was almost filled with crazy comic-book-worthy stories.