Cracked Archive - Weird World

Why Stop At Only Bags Of Lucky Charms Marshmallows?
Think of all the sugary goodness we're missing out on.
- Authors
- By Dan Duddy
- Published
- Comments
-
26
Abercrombie Had A Psycho Dress Code (For Its Accountants)
Sartorial insanity.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
22
5 Festivals That Turned Into Hilarious Disasters
Sometimes you gotta make the Fyre Festival look like the apex of competence.
- Authors
- By Alex Hanton
- Published
- Comments
-
27
Disney Workers Fought For The Right To Have Their Own Underpants
Disney costumes are precious. Their employees' crotches, not so much.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
26
Fire Tornados In California Puts Us At 6/10 On The Biblical Plagues Checklist
Quick, find a pharaoh to drown.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
15
Sign up for the Cracked Newsletter
Get the best of Cracked sent directly to your inbox!
5 Bizarre Equipment Graveyards In The Weirdest Places Imaginable
Sometimes the things we're done with retire to very strange places.
- Authors
- By Kelly Stone
- Published
- Comments
-
36
In Japan, Bookstores Make You Need to Poop
Is it a Pavlov's ass situation?
- Authors
- By Amanda Mannen
- Published
- Comments
-
31
8 Local Ads That Are Beautiful Madness
Changing the world of advertising, one time-traveling lion at a time.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
18
'New York Times' Profiles Of NYC Hipsters Continue To Be Absolutely Insufferable
Giving hipsters a bad name.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
25
We've Found The Shake Weight Of 2020
Our pseudo-sexual workout trends have gotten to third base.
- Authors
- By Dan Duddy
- Published
- Comments
-
23
Bizarre Scam Has Chinese Students In Australia Kidnapping Themselves
Flunking out of the University of Life.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
29
The Terrifying Saga Of Action Park's Loop-de-Loop Slide
- Authors
- By Alex Hanton
- Published
- Comments
-
78
TikTok Witches Cursed The Moon, So What Happens Now?
Hex goals.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
10
A-Holes Are Selling Mesh Face-Masks On Etsy
Here's how to make clear your disregard for human life wherever you go.
- Authors
- By Dan Duddy
- Published
- Comments
-
70
Uh … QAnon Followers Are Winning Elections
Tea Party 2.0
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
71