Anyone who thinks these are the best way to sell us stuff needs to just stop.
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The daily, large-scale drama of the world has largely overshadowed some utterly insane news that should have dominated headlines for weeks.
Politicians cherry-pick amendments to quote, but they consistently leave out the wildest, juiciest, and downright crazy parts that could change the country as we know it in a heartbeat.
Lots of different countries claim to be the resting place of Ol' Saint Nick.
Buckle up, Buttercup. We’re about to explain literally everything.
These random questions usually flee my mind before I can do anything about them. Every once in a while, though, I remember to actually look them up and share the answers with you.
Regardless of your politics, you've got to give the NRA some credit for their skill at hiding horrifying stories that would kill any other organization.
Being rich doesn't come with an instruction book.
Every now and then, someone exits this mortal coil so perfectly that we can only suspect that God is recycling plot twists from his rejected screenplays.
We're gonna go ahead and guess that you don't care much for germs.
Put on a nice suit, polish your resume, and kiss your expectations goodbye.