Our earth is a mysterious place. There is so much we know and yet even more that we don’t. For instance, why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? Why are other things the colors that they are?
Science literally doesn’t know- or maybe they do. I didn’t Google it and I don’t plan to. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME. Instead, I spent that time learning about other things that the great writers of Cracked already Googled for me. Facts like the crew of Caddyshack was badass (and also a little rude). Also, Barack Obama had some weird requirements when he was on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee- one of which included “not getting assassinated” (what a diva, am I right?) Oh and just so you know there is a snail that has a worm in it that will infect you and make you pee blood until you die.
These, in addition to all that crap I said about the colors of things, are some of the great mysteries of life. So read on, you wily mystery lover you!