13 Trivia Tidbits About Area 51, Killer Toothpaste, and Bone Chandeliers

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13 Trivia Tidbits About Area 51, Killer Toothpaste, and Bone Chandeliers

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What is being human? Well, being human means experiencing a large spectrum of emotions. Happy, sad, diarrheal. You get it. However, here at Cracked, we believe that anything that does not spark joy should be thrown into a giant mind volcano for it to silently rot away at your soul. Meanwhile, on the outside, you should be happy and take joy in all the wonder there is in the world. Wonders like a dog that fell overboard and survived on a deserted island by hunting widdle adorable baby goats. Or how about the happy fact that Charlie Chaplin got a 15-year-old girl pregnant? What about the words “human bone chandelier” doesn’t that phrase make you feel like a million ZILLION giant rainbows are exploding inside of you?

So stuff your suffering down into a deep, dark hole that will ultimately rise against you, and enjoy these 13 fun facts! 

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