Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 6 Most WTF Special Edition Comics Ever Released

It doesn't matter that this stuff is missing insignificant things like a plot, logic or even entertainment value, someone's buying these things, because the comic book industry just keeps on making them.


6 Habits of Highly Annoying Public Speakers

Watching public speaking - at a corporate seminar, a presentation, a high school assembly - is more often than not a miserable experience thanks to speakers who will dress up a 5 minute talk on the most obvious and meaningless statements about sexual harrassment with so many annoying gimmicks that everyone leaves the seminar determined to sexually


5 Common Crime Fighting Tactics (Statistics Say Don't Work)

Sure, we've come a long way since the days of hanging warty women for consorting with the devil, but that doesn't mean our justice system has made it all the way out of the dark ages.


6 Parodies That Succeeded Because Nobody Got the Joke

Parody and real life have essentially blended together and this is the result.


18 Arts And Crafts Projects of Dangerous Psychopaths

If we had to guess what serial killers do with their spare time, let's just say it probably wouldn't be 'two hand touch with the guys.'


17 Figures of Speech As Understood by a Five Year Old

Children are not smart. Here's what they think you're talking about.


The 6 Most Insane True Tales of Survival

Every day there are untold stories of people surviving via luck, training or just the power of will. Even when it seems utterly impossible.


21 Things We Secretly Suspect about the Opposite Sex

We tend to do our most intense thinking about the opposite sex during college while drunk and during adolescence when we'd probably be better off drunk. But being spectacularly ill-equipped to draw conclusions has never stopped man and womankind before.


An Apology to Customers of My Hot Dog Stand

I am apologizing on behalf of the officers, shareholders and employees of Cylinder Meats LLC, of which I am the only one.


The Summer I Wore a Dress: An Interview with My Parents

In an effort to understand how parents find the right balance between helping and staying hands-off, I recently spoke with my mom and dad about the month period in my childhood when I thought I might like wearing a dress.


5 Things Our Kids Won't Have In School

Thee basics haven't changed in generations, but some of the most iconic staples of school life are about to disappear forever.


23 Rejected Covers of Famous Books

There's an old policy about judging books by their covers, but we can't remember what it was on account of our policy towards memorizing stuff from books that don't have awesome dragons on the cover. We asked you to show us what it might have looked like if some of history's greatest books were designed with similar short-sightedness.