Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Ridiculous Ancient Beliefs (That Thrive on the Internet)

It turns out the world witches and warlocks are all on the Internet. You too can cast spells upon your enemies. All it takes is a mouse-click and a "reasonable fee."

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The Only Way to REALLY Kill Two Birds With One Stone

The violent origins of some folksy wisdom ....

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7 Dogs That Accomplished More Than We Ever Will

Despite having a lifespan shorter than an average Mazda 626, some dogs have managed to accomplish more than most of us could ever hope to.

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7 Vampires Around the World Worse Than The Ones In Twilight

It seems like every culture on Earth has some version of the vampire. And, believe it or not, they're all worse than the sparkling kind.

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The 15 Most Shameless Fake Photos Ever Passed Off as Real

For as long as there have been photos, there have been clumsy and blatant attempts to manipulate them. These are 15 of the worst.

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If Zany Animal Adventures Had Realistic Endings

Two animals with unrealistic expectations make a ZANY break for it ...

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The 5 Most Horrific Ways People Have Tried to Discourage Sex

About 95 percent of everything males have ever done has been with one goal in mind: to impress the ladies and hopefully get one of them to touch their wiener. But parallel to that runs an alternate universe of people whose entire goal is to stop themselves or others from having sex.

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5 Superpowers You Don't Know Your Body Was Hiding: Classic

Those motivational speakers are right: You are capable of amazing things... sometimes.

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6 Fake Foods You (Will Wish You Didn't) Have in Your Kitchen

We know that the food we buy at the grocery store isn't made by a kindly old man on a farm. But apparently there are some downright soylent green-like horrors being produced by the food industry.

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The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullshit Animal Facts

Remember all those cools facts you learned about animals when you were 10? Totally false.

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The 7 Most Badass Man vs. Beast Showdowns

There are many animal attacks that take place every year and most end unpleasantly for the person. Some people, however, look these creatures of certain doom in the eye and say, "Let's do this."

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