Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Ridiculous Ancient Beliefs (That Thrive on the Internet)
It turns out the world witches and warlocks are all on the Internet. You too can cast spells upon your enemies. All it takes is a mouse-click and a "reasonable fee."
- By Mark M.
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- September 28, 2009
The Only Way to REALLY Kill Two Birds With One Stone
The violent origins of some folksy wisdom ....
- By Fatawesome .com
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- September 28, 2009
7 Dogs That Accomplished More Than We Ever Will
Despite having a lifespan shorter than an average Mazda 626, some dogs have managed to accomplish more than most of us could ever hope to.
- By Bjorn Karhunen
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- September 27, 2009
7 Vampires Around the World Worse Than The Ones In Twilight
It seems like every culture on Earth has some version of the vampire. And, believe it or not, they're all worse than the sparkling kind.
- By Jonathan Wojcik
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- September 25, 2009
The 15 Most Shameless Fake Photos Ever Passed Off as Real
For as long as there have been photos, there have been clumsy and blatant attempts to manipulate them. These are 15 of the worst.
- By Danny Harkins
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- September 14, 2009
If Zany Animal Adventures Had Realistic Endings
Two animals with unrealistic expectations make a ZANY break for it ...
- By Fatawesome .com
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- September 13, 2009
The 5 Most Horrific Ways People Have Tried to Discourage Sex
About 95 percent of everything males have ever done has been with one goal in mind: to impress the ladies and hopefully get one of them to touch their wiener. But parallel to that runs an alternate universe of people whose entire goal is to stop themselves or others from having sex.
- By samuelbloodthirst
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- September 11, 2009
5 Superpowers You Don't Know Your Body Was Hiding: Classic
Those motivational speakers are right: You are capable of amazing things... sometimes.
- By Brian Thompson
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- September 09, 2009
6 Fake Foods You (Will Wish You Didn't) Have in Your Kitchen
We know that the food we buy at the grocery store isn't made by a kindly old man on a farm. But apparently there are some downright soylent green-like horrors being produced by the food industry.
- By Ian Fortey
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- September 07, 2009
The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullshit Animal Facts
Remember all those cools facts you learned about animals when you were 10? Totally false.
- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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- September 02, 2009
The 7 Most Badass Man vs. Beast Showdowns
There are many animal attacks that take place every year and most end unpleasantly for the person. Some people, however, look these creatures of certain doom in the eye and say, "Let's do this."
- By Daniel Barton
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- August 30, 2009
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