Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 7 Ballsiest Ways Anyone Ever Quit Their Job
The 7 Ballsiest Ways Anyone Ever Quit Their Job

Living the (insane) dream for all of us.

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How to Fight Crime With Computers (In Movies)
How to Fight Crime With Computers (In Movies)

A comic that shows a perfect crime foiled by the amazing computer labs you sometimes find in movies.

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The 6 Most Badass Skills You Can Learn in Under a Week
The 6 Most Badass Skills You Can Learn in Under a Week

There are classes you could take this year that could get you half-way to James Bondhood, many of them taking a week or less of your precious, movie-watching time.

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The 6 Most Horrific Ways Pop Culture Has Misused Santa Claus
The 6 Most Horrific Ways Pop Culture Has Misused Santa Claus

Here are some uses of Santa Claus that, like magic, will convert your holiday spirit into deep, dark depression.

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5 Inspiring Acts of Kindness by Terrifying Crime Syndicates
5 Inspiring Acts of Kindness by Terrifying Crime Syndicates

Hey, thanks Pablo Escobar!

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5 Animals That Can Do Amazing Things ... With Their Penises
5 Animals That Can Do Amazing Things ... With Their Penises

Sex keeps the animal kingdom going and to meet this task, some have evolved penises that are a cape and a mask away from fighting crime.

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6 Motivational Exercises That Went Horribly Wrong
6 Motivational Exercises That Went Horribly Wrong

Companies are constantly coming up with ridiculous schemes to try and motivate their employees to at least pretend that they care about their job. Next time you find yourself humiliated by having to chant company slogans in the name of team building, just keep in mind, it could be worse. Much worse.

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6 Romantic Gestures That Backfired Horrifically
6 Romantic Gestures That Backfired Horrifically

Sometimes, saying 'I love you' just isn't enough.

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7 Inventors You Didn't Know You Wanted to Punch In the Face
7 Inventors You Didn't Know You Wanted to Punch In the Face

We hope you brought your punching shoes for this one.

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