There are, apparently, some fairly weird encoded messages that actual academic types have identified in a ways that seem fairly plausible.
Any loser can disarm a villain with a fist, machete or well-crafted joke. But it takes a real MacGyver to disarm an opponent with nothing but his wits, fast reflexes and a rabid puppy.
I had to finish a groundbreaking piece for 'Women's Home Journal' entitled '7 Best Ways to Breastfeed!' I have unearthed four, (five assuming 'under some stairs' counts as an idea).
Note: It's much easier when it's someone else's health problems.
Actually, a lot of your favorite foods were created thanks to incompetence, laziness, or just plain simple douchebaggery.
... if you choose wisely. If not you get a bunch of really embarassing ones.
Attention lawyers: We do not advocate any of this in any way no matter how incredibly awesome it all is.