Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Iconic Jobs That Are Going Away Forever
6 Iconic Jobs That Are Going Away Forever

It's hard to believe, but jobs that have been around since our birth are going the way of the buffalo.

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6 Real World Da Vinci Codes That Aren't Full of Crap.
6 Real World Da Vinci Codes That Aren't Full of Crap.

There are, apparently, some fairly weird encoded messages that actual academic types have identified in a ways that seem fairly plausible.

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How to Wallow in Unbridled Hedonism [COMIC]
How to Wallow in Unbridled Hedonism [COMIC]

Hedonism vs unbridled hedonism is a surprisingly crucial distinction.

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The 6 Most Creative Abuses of Loopholes
The 6 Most Creative Abuses of Loopholes

Now, we're not saying that cheaters win. We're just saying... well actually we are saying that. You just have to be really good at it.

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6 Insane True Stories Too Awesome for a Chuck Norris Movie
6 Insane True Stories Too Awesome for a Chuck Norris Movie

Any loser can disarm a villain with a fist, machete or well-crafted joke. But it takes a real MacGyver to disarm an opponent with nothing but his wits, fast reflexes and a rabid puppy.

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The Difficulties of Caring for a New (Kidnapped) Baby
The Difficulties of Caring for a New (Kidnapped) Baby

I had to finish a groundbreaking piece for 'Women's Home Journal' entitled '7 Best Ways to Breastfeed!' I have unearthed four, (five assuming 'under some stairs' counts as an idea).

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How to Fix Health Problems With Positive Thinking [COMIC]
How to Fix Health Problems With Positive Thinking [COMIC]

Note: It's much easier when it's someone else's health problems.

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The Logical Next Step In Literary Horror Mash-Ups
The Logical Next Step In Literary Horror Mash-Ups

Even though it's a seemingly-lazy gimmick, plopping monsters into books that previously did not have monsters in them became quite the rage.

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7 Great Foods (That Were Created Thanks to Dick Moves)
7 Great Foods (That Were Created Thanks to Dick Moves)

Actually, a lot of your favorite foods were created thanks to incompetence, laziness, or just plain simple douchebaggery.

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5 International Incidents Caused by an Animal
5 International Incidents Caused by an Animal

Some animals crap on the wedding cake while the bride and groom are cutting it, others, crazy and adorable creatures they are, start a war that spans almost three decades.

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Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever
Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

... if you choose wisely. If not you get a bunch of really embarassing ones.

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6 Things You Won't Believe Are More Legal Than Marijuana
6 Things You Won't Believe Are More Legal Than Marijuana

Attention lawyers: We do not advocate any of this in any way no matter how incredibly awesome it all is.

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