Cracked Archive - Weird World

How to Spread Happiness [COMIC]

... the passive agressive way!


5 Of The Greatest Escape Artists Ever (Were Animals)

It's a somewhat sobering thought to learn how some animals dedicate their intelligence to the sole mission of getting the hell out of whatever enclosure we humans have deemed secure enough to keep them in.


20 Hilarious Movies That Take a Minute (Total) To Watch

You will laugh exactly twenty times. Unless you watch them twice.


6 Massive Secret Operations That Are Hidden All Around You

It's amazing how much of our society operates underground -- literally.


10 Photos Capturing Moments of Spontaneous Badassery

It's easy to pose for a photograph to make you look awesome. It's a lot harder to come off as a total badass in the heat of the moment, with no warning, no setup, and no pretense. Hard, but not impossible:


The Worst Part of Working in Hell is The Customers [Comic]

Geez. Hell is an awful place.


How a Single Mr. T Movie Defined a Decade

Both the 80s and Mr. T reached their apex in a movie nobody's ever seen.


A Guide to Encountering Douchebags in the Wild [COMIC]

Life's ful of people one could describe as predators. Nature has developed many ways with which to handle these inviduals.



5 Reasons Immortality Would be Worse than Death

Immortality is grossly overrated.


10 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job

Because sticking it to the man is apparently the flavor of last week, it's high time for us to leap for this bandwagon, miss it, then get dragged behind it screaming for a short distance. We've assembled a list of ways to quit for what our Web statistics tell us are the 10 most common occupations held by our readers.


The 7 Most Horrifying Museums on Earth

Remember ever being bored out of your skull because your parents dragged you to some stupid museum when you were a kid? Well, it could have been worse. Much worse.



A Guide to Creative Shoe Repair [COMIC]

Women will do anything for an excuse to shop. Men will do .. this.


Finding the Underground Dance Scene Hollywood Promised Me

Having conducted extensive research on \'the scene\' using Cracked\'s library of breakdancing VHS cassettes, I began searching all the usual places for illicit dance blowouts.