5 Horrifying Apocalyptic Scenarios (That Have Already Happened)
As a general rule, whenever someone foretells the apocalypse it's probably bullshit.
Notable Comment:"Who says "Bunghole" anymore? Seriously" DanFraley, Cracked.com would like to take this opportunity to publicly assert that you, sir, are a bunghole. Thank you for your time.
7 True Stories That Prove The Airlines Hate You
No one at Cracked has ever had much of an issue with the airlines. Then again, we're all already used to being brutally violated without lubrication over here.
Notable Comment:"dongtacular stuff here. now i'm angry though. this is an entire article of rage-inducing idiocy on the grandest scale. thankfully it is friday so i can drink this off later." BobbyD84, we'd hate to have to say we were responsible for your alcoholism. Would you consider switching to a cooler/deadlier drug, like shooting heroin or insufflating drain cleaner?
7 Insane Ads That Have No Clue What They're Selling
Why, advertising industry, why did those babies have to die under that cheese geyser?
Notable Comment: “Furry money is worthless because it's generally covered in furry semen and fursuit fuzz." LordShplane, please never write anything involving furries and semen again.