5 Things Movie Trailers Need to Stop Doing.
We can make fun of them all we want, but at the end of the day these Hollywood executives get paid for their terrible decisions with more money than we'll ever see. Unless that film script we sent in gets picked up. Then it's good-bye Internet, hello 'CRACKED: The Motion Picture' (Starring Keanu Reeves).
Notable Comment: "plus, hollywood keeps f*****g around and putting mark wahlberg in movies. that needs to stop." BobbyD84 needs to start circulating a petition. We'll sign.
7 True Stories That Prove The Airlines Hate You
40% of the universe is made up of either explosions or explosive material. The remaining 60% is widely believed to be lame.
Notable Comment:feralboy12 gives an apt summary of the entire Cracked philosophy, "Things explode every day. Don't be so sentimental."
The 6 Most Badass Murder Weapons in the Animal Kingdom
Whenever you start to feel like our species might be losing the evolutionary arms race, just Google 'chainsaw' plus 'Bruce Campbell', and you'll be reassured of the superiority of mankind.
Notable Comment: "Mantis shrimp are also the second fastest animal known to man, and they can see more colors than any other organism. They truly are a fascinating species that should be annihilated before they kill us all." Mothermagna realizes that sometimes genocide is the only way to be sure.