Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Death-Defying Stunts That Are Secretly Easy to Do
Don't try these at home. Seriously. You just put that sword down right now.
- By Colin Murdock
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- October 21, 2010
6 Books Everyone (Including Your English Teacher) Got Wrong
With most every classic novel comes some outlandish interpretations. Some are laughably wrong. Unfortunately, you've been taught some of them already.
- By S Peter Davis, David A. Vindiola
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- October 20, 2010
My Failed Attempts To Start An Internet Meme
As the name implies, internet memes are extremely popular on the internet.
- By Cody Johnston
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- October 17, 2010
6 Comic Book Crossovers You Won't Believe Actually Happened
For comic nerds, the sight of two or more superheroes working together has as much attraction as the sight of two or more girls making out. In fact, given a choice the true comic book fan will probably go for the former. That doesn't always mean it'll work out for the best, though.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- October 15, 2010
The 5 Most Inspiring Things Ever Accomplished (While Drunk)
Some men shape history by accident, and some shape it by design. Some shape history by God's decree, and some shape it by sheer force of personal will. Still others shape history by drunkenly stumbling into it, urinating on it and then dancing around naked while wearing it like a hat. Those men are our heroes, and these are their tales.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- October 13, 2010
Tricks for Celebrating Halloween at Every Stage of Life
Looking at Halloween across the span of our lifetimes, we see an oscillating parabola of hedonism: Babies, being stupid, don't understand the day and find it worrying, kids get their first taste of true euphoric excess, teenagers think they're too cool for it, young adults use it like a nation-wide masked orgy, and adults are just inconvenienced.
- By Robert Brockway
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- October 13, 2010
How to Insult a Large Subset of the Human Race [COMIC]
Just be natural.
- By Scott Meyer
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- October 12, 2010
5 Examples of Americans Thinking Foreign People Are Magic
Enlightened white people go to poor foreign countries and ask, 'What do these noble people have to teach us?' The results are less murderous but more annoying.
- By Christina H
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- October 12, 2010
5 Scientific Reasons Powerful People Will Always Suck
Science says being in charge not only attracts terrifying douche bags but creates them as well. And with that, here's the scariest article you'll read this month.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- October 07, 2010
How To 'Bring It' [COMIC]
Or just don't use phrases like 'bring it.' Your call.
- By Scott Meyer
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- October 07, 2010
6 Words That Need to Be Invented [COMIC]
Awkard people would be so much better off if Shakespeare were still around.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- October 07, 2010
5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Make You Any Safer
It's so hard to think logically about safety. We figure that any time our health or the safety of our children is at stake, it's better safe than sorry. Unfortunately, this leads to a whole lot of well-publicized and often expensive safety measures that are often worthless, or downright dangerous.
- By Robert Evans
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- October 05, 2010
15 Things I Regret Doing At Your Petting Zoo: An Apology
To the owners and staff of the Storybook Petting Zoo ...
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 05, 2010
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