Cracked Archive - Weird World

That New Local Pizza Joint You Found On GrubHub Is Actually Just Chuck E. Cheese
The greatest mystery in modern history has been solved.
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- By Luis Prada
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Isolating Is Pointless If You Just Party On A Crowded Beach Afterwards
Wooo hooo! Who cares if this leads to an outbreak later? Jeeps!
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- By Dan Duddy
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Weird Places Your Old Crap Ended Up
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- By Kelly Stone
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This Baby Is More Fashionable Than You, Me, Everybody
Who needs Queer Eye? Just get your fashion tips from this baby.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Cracked Investigates: Is The Thing Circumcised?
You mean you're not at least curious?
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- By Dan Duddy
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Let's Not Be The Worst Versions Of Ourselves Outdoors
Humanity's return to nature shouldn't be a hurricane.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Doorknobs Who Took Achieving Dumb Goals Waaay Too Far
Witness the majesty of the human spirit.
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- By Roman Odarenko
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The Future Of College Is What, Exactly?
Higher education is taking some heavy hits.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Cracked Investigates: Is Superman Circumcised?
Oh, please, like you aren't curious.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Watch Cleveland, Ohio Accidentally Destroy Itself With 1.5 Million Balloons
What in the helium was Cleveland thinking?
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- By Dan Duddy
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Baller Move: Five Year Old Pulled Over En Route To Buy Lambo
Does it really count as grand theft auto if a five year old just snatched the keys from his mom's desk?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The Story Of Dr. Bronner's Soap Is Strange
Who knew the soap making business could be so crazy?
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- By Dan Duddy
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Don't Go Camping At Abandoned Disney Property
Don't go sneaking onto cool abandoned Disney property, you'll only get slapped with a misdemeanor.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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‘Cool’ Brands That Are Full of Crap
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- By Adam Wears
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Spa Treatments That Went Nightmarishly Wrong
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- By Adam Wears
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