31 Impossible Scenarios That Terrify You Anyway

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31 Impossible Scenarios That Terrify You Anyway

As we've shown you before, not everyone is terrified by monsters under the bed or in the closet. Sometimes our phobias are a lot stranger, and yet make a lot more sense. For example ...

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Drinking from a glass bottle puts me on edge. I'm afraid someone will push the bottle into my face and I'l smash my teeth on it. CRACKED.COM

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CRACKEDCON Before I sit down on the toilet, I always pull back the shower curtain. I'm afraid someone might be hiding in the bathtub.

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As a kid, my uncle convincd me that the weeds in our yard would BITE ME if I got too close... Now, I get nervous anytime get near the little bastards.

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CRACKED RACCOONS I WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE EVERY SINGLE RACCOON HAS RABIES. EVery LAST ONE.

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CRACKEDOO ANYTIME I SEE SOMEONE LOOKING AT THEIR PHONE IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION, I CAN'T HELP BUT WORRY THAT THEY'RE TAKING A PHOTO OR VIDEO OF ME & I'

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