Cracked Archive - Weird World
Yet throughout history there have been times when everything came together just right for one single person to screw it all up.
- By Robert Evans, Sam Cooper
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- August 26, 2011
When our pets one day inevitably rise up, they'll probably be pretty pissed about a whole bunch of things. This is just a sample of why we'll be dying slow deaths.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- August 25, 2011
There are stories every day about some rescuer heroically stopping a suicide attempt - breaking down a door, scooping someone off a ledge, or cutting a noose down with a ninja star. But sometimes there's no strapping fireman or hero cop or friendly ninja, just one little silly thing between life and death.
- By Christina H
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- August 23, 2011
This is the latest edition of our most popular feature, in which we demonstrate that the truth is stranger than Photoshop. Here are more photos that will make every poster in the comment section scream 'FAKE!' but are absolutely real.
- By Joe Russo
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- August 22, 2011
In 1977, Hostess started an ad campaign that featured superheroes fighting crime with fruit pies, Twinkies, and cup cakes. As you might imagine, they were insane. Mega-powered beings were facing off against criminals whose plans fell apart every time someone tossed them a snack. Writers had to invent spectacularly ridiculous villains for this to wo
- By Seanbaby
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- August 20, 2011
Humans don't need much of an excuse to start rioting. In fact we really don't need any excuse at all.
- By Eddie Rodriguez
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- August 18, 2011
Here at Cracked, we love badasses. Either because we recognize a kindred spirit when we see one, or possibly because we adore the things that we can never be. Judging by all the crying and non-karate in here, it's almost certainly the latter. But as we quietly sob witty retorts we didn't have the balls to say at the time into our moist, shameful pi
- By Robert Brockway
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- August 17, 2011
Welcome champion. This is the guide you were looking for. In the next few scrolls of your mouse wheel, you'll learn all the do's and double-do's of how to successfully attack an animal with a bicycle chain. I encourage you to use this advice as you make your way through the world, attacking animals and not telling anybody where you learned how.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- August 16, 2011
Every month or so, you probably know of someone who just gets fed up with America and wants to leave. Make sure you show them this first.
- By C. Coville
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- August 15, 2011
![Behind the Scenes of a Failed Bathroom Break [COMIC]](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/9/2/5/74925.jpg?v=1)
Abort mission! Abort mission!
- By Fatawesome .com
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- August 14, 2011
It's understandable that school administration and staff go a little crazy. Unfortunately, they reserve the extra-crazy for our children's saftey.
- By Sara J., Steve Blair
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- August 14, 2011
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