Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 B.S. Political Arguments You Hear Every Election Season

Look, we're not going to try to sway you on any one issue, but you should know that there are some factual points that almost everyone gets wrong.

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By Patrick McCarty, Alex Race
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October 22, 2012

5 Things That Have Almost Destroyed Halloween

Halloween isn't always the beacon of snack-sized Snickers and girls dressed as Kojak with cleavage that it should be. For years, nefarious little shits have been trying to have their way with it and make it awful, because some people just want to watch the world burn.

By Ian Fortey
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October 21, 2012

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21 Ways Life Would Change if We Could Understand Animals

It's the question every stoned person has asked before: How would life be different if animals could talk to us? No but seriously, think about how would things would, like, change man.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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October 21, 2012

Cracked Round-Up: Debategasm Edition

By CRACKED Staff
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October 20, 2012

7 Horrifying Uses of the Human Body to Create Art

Here are the most insane things people have done to themselves in the name of art -- the end result may still be ridiculous and it may still be bullshit, but nobody could call these people lazy.

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By Rayan Tofique
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October 20, 2012

5 Famous Artists Who Tried to Destroy Their Own Work

For artists, it must be complete agony to see their hard-labored brainchildren banned, censored or outright destroyed -- which makes it all the more baffling when they choose to do it themselves.

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By Drew Anderson
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October 19, 2012

So Your Clone Is Trying to Murder You

Bad news: Your clone wants to kill you. Worse news: This guide is your only hope of survival.

By Chris Bucholz
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October 18, 2012

The 6 Most Hilariously Insane Overreactions of All Time

Even if you've never, say, pulled a gun on somebody who cut you off in traffic, you've probably only imagined yourself doing it. Not everyone is capable of such restraint.

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By Xavier Jackson
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October 18, 2012

4 Truly Scary Facts No One Tells You About Halloween

Bad news dweebs, consider this column the shitty popcorn ball in your bag of candy. With any luck, it will spoil your favorite holiday just a little bit.

By Soren Bowie
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October 16, 2012

5 Everyday Things You Won't Believe Are Copyrighted

Since all of human history consists of people thinking of ways to take good ideas and make them terrible, these days copyright laws have been taken to absurd extremes.

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By C. Coville, Ajay Kumar, Karl Smallwood, Andrew Marinus
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October 16, 2012

Cracked Round-Up: Joe Biden Edition

By CRACKED Staff
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October 13, 2012

5 Ways to Know Someone Isn't Actually a Badass

Toughness as a virtue died off somewhere in the 1950s, but most men still like to be thought of as badasses. Luckily, I've identified five ways to spot someone who is only pretending to be a badass.

By Seanbaby
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October 13, 2012

5 Classic Superman Comics That Prove He Used to Be a Dick

Turns out that back in the day, the Man of Steel was less of a big blue Boy Scout and more of a raging anti-establishment maniac in red underpants who spent more time destroying property than catching criminals.

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