Cracked Archive - Weird World
The 15 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Bootleg Toys
Like elves in Santa's workshop, bootleg toy makers around the world are busy cranking action figures and games for all of the world's children. Only these will be sold by street vendors and dollar stores, at a fraction of the price of official toys.
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- By Cole Gamble
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972 CRACKED ROUND-UP: Food Poisoning Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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Too Stupid for Satire: How The Media Branded Me as a Racist
So, one day, you decide to amuse yourself by cursing into a microphone for two minutes and uploading it to YouTube. A year later, you're on the phone with a reporter talking about how you offended an entire nation, and will possibly be charged for inciting violence.
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: We Do Not Sell Cocaine, Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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How to Combine Two Wrongs to Make a Profit [COMIC]
Synergy is more commonly known as an energy drink from Holland.
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- By Scott Meyer
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The 7 Most Stupidly Overpowered Hunting Weapons
Hunting: It is an age-old dance. It is a sacred covenant between the predator and the prey ... and the guy bristling with a half-dozen giant cannons and sporting only the most advanced cloaking technology.
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- By CRACKED Staff, Danny Vittore
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6 Beloved Organizations (Started For Terrifying Reasons)
It's remarkable how some of these groups have changed with the times to become pillars of the community, despite some ugliness in their origin stories.
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- By Kristi Harrison
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Treating Waiters Like Human Beings: A Chart for Beginners
Anyone who's spent time as a waiter or waitress knows that you quickly come to view anyone with an open menu in front of their face as the enemy. For the rest of you lucky folks, some advice:
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- By Corey Vaspasiano
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How to Dream Of What Might Have Been [COMIC]
You've got to be realistic. When it's someone else's fantasy ...
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- By Scott Meyer
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Amateur Boxing Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Love is Terrible Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Myths About the Military You Believe (Thanks to Movies)
All of your information about the military from movies. But even accounting for what you already assumed was Hollywood bullshit (obviously war is not a non-stop action explosion festival), most people still have a grossly skewed idea about what life in the military is like.
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- By Steven Hiller
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The 7 Most Baffling Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body
Cracked.com: Producing your nightmares since 1958.
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- By Shelby Fero
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5 Ways Hi-Tech Retailers Are Secretly Screwing You
There are a million little ways retailers can screw you on what you buy. But maybe nowhere is this more common than in the world of high-tech gadgets.
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- By Travis Harder
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5 Amazing Things Invented by Donald Duck (Seriously)
The guy behind Donald Duck comics might be our generation's Da Vinci ...
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- By Diana McCallum
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