When a company gets to a certain size, its employee base becomes ungainly, so management has to think up humiliating ways to keep things in order.
Disney parks aren't all rainbows and sunshine. If you look close enough, secrets are hiding all around you.
We don't think we're being pessimistic when we point out that there are no happy endings in real life. There are no endings at all, everybody just gets old.
I would like to apologize for the deeds I did in your establishment on the morning of July 16, 2012. Because I managed to escape before the authorities arrived, you can take comfort in the fact that this apology is not a part of a court-ordered sentencing.
All of these ads are real and unaltered, so don't blame us.
The line between horror and comedy is shockingly thin.
Not everyone will survive these festivals, but that just makes it all the sweeter for the ones still standing after.
Hopefully this will help us to remember that even when two or more people agree on something, it doesn't mean it automatically stops being stupid.
NOTE: Everything in this article is against the law. If you do it, you will go to jail or something.
Turns out life as a video game bad guy isn't all head stomps and teabagging.
The beach is a simple place where people go to relax, escape their obligations and have painful, gritty sex under the boardwalk. But bathers are often unprepared for how crowded, and deadly, the beach can be.
Directors make cuts for time or clarity ... or sometimes just to make sure you're pulling for the right guy.