Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 5 Most Useless Motivational Tactics Every Workplace Uses

When a company gets to a certain size, its employee base becomes ungainly, so management has to think up humiliating ways to keep things in order.


The 5 Most Unsettling Disney Theme Park Easter Eggs

Disney parks aren't all rainbows and sunshine. If you look close enough, secrets are hiding all around you.


24 Safety and Warning Signs from the Future

Here's what the posted warning signs of the future would look like, to give us an idea of where humanity was headed.


How 13 Famous Movie Worlds Would Look a Few Decades Later

We don't think we're being pessimistic when we point out that there are no happy endings in real life. There are no endings at all, everybody just gets old.


Why You Shouldn't Judge the Guy in the Porno Theater

I would like to apologize for the deeds I did in your establishment on the morning of July 16, 2012. Because I managed to escape before the authorities arrived, you can take comfort in the fact that this apology is not a part of a court-ordered sentencing.


The 13 Most Disturbing Vintage Ads for Household Products

All of these ads are real and unaltered, so don't blame us.


18 Terrifying Things Made Hilarious With Small Changes

The line between horror and comedy is shockingly thin.


6 Insanely Violent Festivals You Won't Believe Aren't Riots

Not everyone will survive these festivals, but that just makes it all the sweeter for the ones still standing after.


4 Unhealthy Mentalities the Internet Turned into Movements

Hopefully this will help us to remember that even when two or more people agree on something, it doesn't mean it automatically stops being stupid.


5 Tips for Meeting Online Friends in Real Life

More often than not, magical e-connections fail to translate in the real world.


The 7 Most Badass Acts of Vandalism Ever Photographed

NOTE: Everything in this article is against the law. If you do it, you will go to jail or something.


18 Silver Linings of Life Under Video Game Bad Guys

Turns out life as a video game bad guy isn't all head stomps and teabagging.


8 Things You Must Know if You Don't Want to Die at the Beach

The beach is a simple place where people go to relax, escape their obligations and have painful, gritty sex under the boardwalk. But bathers are often unprepared for how crowded, and deadly, the beach can be.


16 Deleted Scenes That Would Make You Root for the Villain

Directors make cuts for time or clarity ... or sometimes just to make sure you're pulling for the right guy.