Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 People Who Single Handedly Screwed Entire Economies
6 People Who Single Handedly Screwed Entire Economies

Yet throughout history there have been times when everything came together just right for one single person to screw it all up.

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6 Great Products For Making Your Pet Hate You
6 Great Products For Making Your Pet Hate You

When our pets one day inevitably rise up, they'll probably be pretty pissed about a whole bunch of things. This is just a sample of why we'll be dying slow deaths.

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The iPhone of Doom
The iPhone of Doom

Comedy beaten to a pulp

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8 Tiny Things That Stopped Suicides
8 Tiny Things That Stopped Suicides

There are stories every day about some rescuer heroically stopping a suicide attempt - breaking down a door, scooping someone off a ledge, or cutting a noose down with a ninja star. But sometimes there's no strapping fireman or hero cop or friendly ninja, just one little silly thing between life and death.

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21 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photosphopped (Part 8)
21 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photosphopped (Part 8)

This is the latest edition of our most popular feature, in which we demonstrate that the truth is stranger than Photoshop. Here are more photos that will make every poster in the comment section scream 'FAKE!' but are absolutely real.

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The 6 Craziest Villains Ever Defeated by Snack Cakes
The 6 Craziest Villains Ever Defeated by Snack Cakes

In 1977, Hostess started an ad campaign that featured superheroes fighting crime with fruit pies, Twinkies, and cup cakes. As you might imagine, they were insane. Mega-powered beings were facing off against criminals whose plans fell apart every time someone tossed them a snack. Writers had to invent spectacularly ridiculous villains for this to wo

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The 5 Most Embarrassing Things Angry Mobs Have Rioted Over
The 5 Most Embarrassing Things Angry Mobs Have Rioted Over

Humans don't need much of an excuse to start rioting. In fact we really don't need any excuse at all.

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6 Images of Kids Too Insane to Be Real (That Totally Are)
6 Images of Kids Too Insane to Be Real (That Totally Are)

Here at Cracked, we love badasses. Either because we recognize a kindred spirit when we see one, or possibly because we adore the things that we can never be. Judging by all the crying and non-karate in here, it's almost certainly the latter. But as we quietly sob witty retorts we didn't have the balls to say at the time into our moist, shameful pi

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4 Tips for Properly Attacking Animals with a Bicycle Chain
4 Tips for Properly Attacking Animals with a Bicycle Chain

Welcome champion. This is the guide you were looking for. In the next few scrolls of your mouse wheel, you'll learn all the do's and double-do's of how to successfully attack an animal with a bicycle chain. I encourage you to use this advice as you make your way through the world, attacking animals and not telling anybody where you learned how.

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6 Reasons Your Plans to Move Abroad Might Not Work Out
6 Reasons Your Plans to Move Abroad Might Not Work Out

Every month or so, you probably know of someone who just gets fed up with America and wants to leave. Make sure you show them this first.

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Behind the Scenes of a Failed Bathroom Break [COMIC]
Behind the Scenes of a Failed Bathroom Break [COMIC]

Abort mission! Abort mission!

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The 6 Dumbest Things Schools Are Doing in the Name of Safety
The 6 Dumbest Things Schools Are Doing in the Name of Safety

It's understandable that school administration and staff go a little crazy. Unfortunately, they reserve the extra-crazy for our children's saftey.

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