Cracked Archive - Weird World

Helicopter Hunting: The Best Thing a Conservationist Can Do

If it wasn't for humanity keeping Mother Nature's unbridled fertility in check, who knows how many forests we would lose to the insatiable white-tailed deer, how many streams to the thirsty bear, or golf courses to the reckless goose.


The 12 Most Baffling Genres of Stock Photo, Explained

There are apparently stock photos that people just need to buy or photograph repeatedly for some reason.


6 Everyday Offenses That Should Be Punishable By Death

I now present six more folks I'd like to murder for committing minor, but apparently completely unforgivable, offenses in everyday life.


The 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Attempt to Lose Weight

A big part of losing weight and keeping it off is other peoples. Here are some of those often well-meaning monsters you must overcome in your battle to get healthy.


The 4 Kinds of People (And What You Can Learn From Them)

There are four kinds of people in this world -- and you'll only need to worry about the ones who justifiably hate you.


The Saddest Clown of All [COMIC]

Worst day ever.


6 Attempts at Damage Control That Caused Way Bigger Problems

It never fails: There are plenty of idiots out there who just live for the chance to make a bad thing so, so much worse.


5 Batman Villains Too Lame To Survive a Single Issue

Batman goes to elaborate lengths to keep homicidal maniacs alive, but it hasn't always been like that. Back in the '40s, his enemies had a lifespan of about three pages.


The 6 Most Poorly Thought Out Attempts at Insurance Fraud

In order for insurance scams to work, you have to successfully trick countless investigators, police detectives, doctors and sometimes your friends and family. Which is another way of saying that most people fail hilariously.


6 Mind-Blowingly Huge Versions of Things You Loved as a Kid

Believe it or not, there was a time not too long ago when playing video games, watching animated shows and worshiping Batman were things that only children could do. Fortunately (or unfortunately), some folks are making it cool for adults to like this stuff too.


9 Bad Drivers Nobody Complains About

Complaining about bad drivers is probably the third most common talking point of every hack comic, right after airline food and how weird the opposite sex is. But while some types of bad drivers are just done to death as complaint subjects - people who drive too slow, people who talk on their cell phones, tailgaters, people who forget to turn off t


5 Terrible Ideas That Solved Huge Global Problems

Sometimes, the most far-fetched, cartoonish ideas are the ones that work best.