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Mike
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July 25, 2010

About Me

Mikey.Cooney@gmail.com

Mike Cooney is an American success story. Born to a white, middle-class family in an average sized suburban community, he would boldly overcome this adversity and do great things, such as making the JV soccer team, learning how to parallel park, and deciphering the language of Starbucks coffee shops without the help of language learning software. For these and many other accomplishments, Time Magazine named him their 2006 person of the year: http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/0,28757,2019341,00.html

When not stimulating the local economy through purchases of Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies, Mike shares his experiences and worldly knowledge through his treatises. They can be found on Cracked.com.

Ever the progressive thinker, Mike has outsourced his communication to a G mail account. If you wish to employ him in some capacity, or inquire into the availability of his television pilot, you can reach him at: Mikey.Cooney@gmail.com.

6 'Based on a True Story' Movies with Unpleasant Epilogues

When Hollywood has exhausted its creativity producing prequels and sequels, it often turns to unbelievable real life events for inspiration. And while not all of these are completely embellished, unfortunately, these amazing stories often have terrible aftermaths that even Hollywood wouldn't dare to film.

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9 Houses You Won't Believe People Actually Live In

Part of the appeal of being a homeowner is the ability to customize your house the way you like it. For some, that means adding a deck, repainting or expanding the bathroom. For others, it means entering the realm of madness and becoming its eternal ruler. We know all of these houses make you want to scream, 'Fake!' but we promise: They're all asto

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