Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Modern Day Beastmasters Who You Won't Believe Aren't Dead

WARNING: DO NOT TRY ANY OF THIS YOURSELF.

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By Monte Richard, E. Reid Ross
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July 25, 2013

5 Writing Exercises That Will Make You More Creative

And if you try any of these, feel free to post the results in the comments. Because that's the other important aspect of being a writer: The shameless attention whoring.

By Robert Brockway
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July 24, 2013

Pictofacts

25 Real Facts That Make Common Fears Way Less Scary

Fine, maybe we've been a little hard on spiders over the years. Your sister's dolls were totally trying to kill you though.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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July 24, 2013

The 7 Most Regrettable Tattoos Ever Received

A good rule of thumb is, if you get into an argument with a guy who isn't an actual tattoo artist, just a guy with a tattoo gun, and then he offers to tattoo you, don't do it.

By Felix Clay
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July 23, 2013

The 5 Worst People You Meet When Buying a Used Car

I was looking for a used car even though I already have a very sexy and hip Honda Odyssey that brings all the supermodels to my yard. I've learned a few things.

By Gladstone
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July 23, 2013

5 Myths You Probably Believe About Famous Landmarks

As with anything else we think we know, the most basic facts about famous landmarks turn out to be mostly wrong.

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By C. Coville, Ivan Farkas
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July 21, 2013

Cracked Round-Up: Temperance Edition

By CRACKED Staff
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July 20, 2013

5 Personality Types We Constantly Misjudge

You would think with all our judging, we'd get good at it. Nope.

By Gladstone
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July 20, 2013

6 Insane Summer Camps That Will Make You Wish You Were a Kid

What if there were summer camps where you could learn how to be a ninja? Or fly a freaking jet through the mountains of Africa?

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By Patrick Dugan
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July 20, 2013

5 Signs of a Crappy Motel They Never Show in the Pictures

Here are five mistakes to avoid when trying to fancy-up a shitty motel.

By Adam Tod Brown
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July 18, 2013

5 Things No One Tells You About Being Robbed

I left for work on a Tuesday morning the owner of two laptop computers, two external hard drives, a PlayStation 3, several video games, and a trumpet. When I returned home, I no longer owned any of those things.

By Joe Donatelli
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July 16, 2013

6 Famous Authors Who Were Nothing Like You Expect

We tend to forget that sometimes writers just make shit up that has nothing to do with their real lives, and as a result we have an image of them that directly contradicts their actual personality.

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