WARNING: DO NOT TRY ANY OF THIS YOURSELF.
And if you try any of these, feel free to post the results in the comments. Because that's the other important aspect of being a writer: The shameless attention whoring.
Fine, maybe we've been a little hard on spiders over the years. Your sister's dolls were totally trying to kill you though.
I was looking for a used car even though I already have a very sexy and hip Honda Odyssey that brings all the supermodels to my yard. I've learned a few things.
As with anything else we think we know, the most basic facts about famous landmarks turn out to be mostly wrong.
What if there were summer camps where you could learn how to be a ninja? Or fly a freaking jet through the mountains of Africa?
Here are five mistakes to avoid when trying to fancy-up a shitty motel.
We tend to forget that sometimes writers just make shit up that has nothing to do with their real lives, and as a result we have an image of them that directly contradicts their actual personality.
If something from your kitchen makes you sick, would you ever think to blame the grocery store? You should.
t's not like any of us could just wind up in jail for looking like a serial killer. Right?