Cracked Archive - Weird World

8 Things You Must Know if You Don't Want to Die at the Beach
8 Things You Must Know if You Don't Want to Die at the Beach

The beach is a simple place where people go to relax, escape their obligations and have painful, gritty sex under the boardwalk. But bathers are often unprepared for how crowded, and deadly, the beach can be.

0
4 Important Lessons You Learn as a Birthday Party Mascot
4 Important Lessons You Learn as a Birthday Party Mascot

I'm not here to persuade or dissuade, but merely to offer a few tips and life lessons from one who has acted as the hot, breathy soul of plush cartoon characters and lived to tell about it.

505
6 People Who Defied Gravity (And Then Kicked It in the Nuts)
6 People Who Defied Gravity (And Then Kicked It in the Nuts)

Despite limitations, brave people throughout history have heroically told gravity to go straight to hell. And some of them even lived through it.

398
4 Ways to Humiliate Nature Thanks to Old Men's Magazines
4 Ways to Humiliate Nature Thanks to Old Men's Magazines

Ah, glorious nature! Truly, the great outdoors is where a man belongs: Hunting bears, wrestling bears into submission, making sweet love to your newly conquered bear-wife 'neath the effervescent twinkling of the star's knowing gaze -- the simple pleasures really are the best.

0
4 In-Flight Magazine Essays No One Has the Balls to Publish
4 In-Flight Magazine Essays No One Has the Balls to Publish

If on your next flight you wanted to print out of a copy of these and glue them inside your in-flight magazine, I'm not sure how anyone could stop you, provided your glue container is less than 3.5 ounces

0
17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 10)
17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 10)

It's time again for our most popular feature, in which we take photos that have made millions of Internet users scream 'FAKE!' and prove that they are, in fact, real.

984
The 10 Most Absurdly Expensive Products on Amazon.com
The 10 Most Absurdly Expensive Products on Amazon.com

Like most of you, I grew up in a place where every local used car dealer and mattress retailer was crazy. It was the only way to explain their insane prices! If those guys went on Amazon.com, their heads would explode.

0
4 Delusional People You Meet Working on the Internet
4 Delusional People You Meet Working on the Internet

Like any other job that involves dealing with the public, you meet some interesting people along the way. I'm going to talk about one group in particular today: the delusional.

0
The 5 Most Insane Childbirth Stories of All Time
The 5 Most Insane Childbirth Stories of All Time

Once again, real life kicks fiction's ass when it comes to situations that seem too absurd to be real.

622
6 Mind-Blowing Things People Built in Their Backyard
6 Mind-Blowing Things People Built in Their Backyard

You proud of what you've got going on around your house? Doesn't matter, whatever you've got doesn't compare to these mind-boggling one-man projects.

601
5 Reasons Why Some People Love Cars So Damn Much
5 Reasons Why Some People Love Cars So Damn Much

I figured I'd give a go at explaining this baffling affection, and maybe shed some light on what makes the box that occasionally takes you to the store something more special.

0
5 Terrible Jobs Anyone Can (And No One Should) Do
5 Terrible Jobs Anyone Can (And No One Should) Do

Some jobs out there seem to be suitable for everyone, yet once you actually start doing them, you realize they're at a level of soul-shattering awfulness heretofore unexperienced by many.

0
The 5 Most Terrifying Ways Doctors Went Crazy on the Job
The 5 Most Terrifying Ways Doctors Went Crazy on the Job

We're sorry to say, but the number of crazy people in the medical establishment is greater than zero. Just look at these cases.

809
The 5 Stupidest Things Ever Done With Borders
The 5 Stupidest Things Ever Done With Borders

Where you find a border, you usually find somebody pissed off about it.

1034