Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Insanely Valuable Real Treasures (And How to Steal Them)

Guess what? There's loot scattered all over the world, just begging for a charming gentleman thief and his plan that is so insane that it just ... might ... work.


Hire Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Craigslist Ad

I know how important it is to you that your children feel confident and safe in every pursuit and passion of their young lives, and I am a firm believer that it takes a village. But let me be perfectly clear, I am offering none of that.


5 Epic Achievements That Aren't as Impressive as You Think

Just like you can name all the state capitals, some of the world's most respected accomplishments aren't all that big of a deal, either.


The 6 Creepiest Lies the Food Industry is Feeding You

The food you buy has nothing to do with what it says on the label.


5 Awful Experiences You Never Get Over

There's an old saying that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and I guess that can be true. But these are the ones that are hardest to see the silver lining in.


The 5 Biggest Pussifications of Schools

Like they say, no one strikes out in T-Ball.


The 5 Creepiest Ways to Immortalize Yourself

We all want to be remembered after we die -- some in crazier ways than others.


6 Ways Japanese Wrestling Makes the WWE Look Sane

You can't get wrestling fans to tune in for a couple of guys pretend-fighting for an hour; you need to spice it up. In Japan, this is done with utter insanity.


7 People Who Need to Get Out of the Freaking Way

Sometimes the universe brings people into your life that seem to know just what to do to ruin your day.


6 Famous News Stories That Forgot to Tell You the Best Part

Sometimes, the most important fact in a news story doesn't emerge until months after everyone has gotten bored with it.


5 Kids Who Kick Ass at Stuff They Shouldn't Be Allowed to Do

Every parent dreams of having a kid who's a genius, or a star athlete, or something else that makes them famous by proxy. But not everything can be gymnastics and violins.


The 5 Worst Marketing Ideas Ever Put into Action

Apparently, sometimes marketing people just show up to work drunk and hand over complete creative control to people who actively hate their company.