Our supply of expendable sympathy is running low. Time to make some sacrifices.
The inside of your head is a lie.
It's not like these people can just go out and lie right to our faces, right? They sure can!
A house is not always a home, but a broken down airliner is sometimes.
You never know what the media will fixate on, you just hope it's not this kind of stuff.
Toys made your childhood fun, but with a few minor tweaks they could have made it unspeakably badass.
WARNING: DO NOT TRY ANY OF THIS YOURSELF.
And if you try any of these, feel free to post the results in the comments. Because that's the other important aspect of being a writer: The shameless attention whoring.
Fine, maybe we've been a little hard on spiders over the years. Your sister's dolls were totally trying to kill you though.