Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Insanely Valuable Real Treasures (And How to Steal Them)
Guess what? There's loot scattered all over the world, just begging for a charming gentleman thief and his plan that is so insane that it just ... might ... work.
- By Ben Denny
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- June 20, 2012
Hire Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Craigslist Ad
I know how important it is to you that your children feel confident and safe in every pursuit and passion of their young lives, and I am a firm believer that it takes a village. But let me be perfectly clear, I am offering none of that.
- By Soren Bowie
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- June 19, 2012
5 Epic Achievements That Aren't as Impressive as You Think
Just like you can name all the state capitals, some of the world's most respected accomplishments aren't all that big of a deal, either.
- By James Spedding
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- June 19, 2012
The 6 Creepiest Lies the Food Industry is Feeding You
The food you buy has nothing to do with what it says on the label.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- June 18, 2012
5 Awful Experiences You Never Get Over
There's an old saying that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and I guess that can be true. But these are the ones that are hardest to see the silver lining in.
- By Gladstone
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- June 17, 2012
The 5 Biggest Pussifications of Schools
Like they say, no one strikes out in T-Ball.
- By Ian Fortey
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- June 16, 2012
How Fast Can You Get a Marijuana Prescription in California?
Answer: Extremely fast.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- June 16, 2012
The 5 Creepiest Ways to Immortalize Yourself
We all want to be remembered after we die -- some in crazier ways than others.
- By Mark Hill, Jeff Sloan
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- June 15, 2012
6 Ways Japanese Wrestling Makes the WWE Look Sane
You can't get wrestling fans to tune in for a couple of guys pretend-fighting for an hour; you need to spice it up. In Japan, this is done with utter insanity.
- By Elsa Moriarty
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- June 14, 2012
7 People Who Need to Get Out of the Freaking Way
Sometimes the universe brings people into your life that seem to know just what to do to ruin your day.
- By Christina H
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- June 12, 2012
6 Famous News Stories That Forgot to Tell You the Best Part
Sometimes, the most important fact in a news story doesn't emerge until months after everyone has gotten bored with it.
- By Douglas A. McDonnell
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- June 12, 2012
5 Kids Who Kick Ass at Stuff They Shouldn't Be Allowed to Do
Every parent dreams of having a kid who's a genius, or a star athlete, or something else that makes them famous by proxy. But not everything can be gymnastics and violins.
- By Eddie Rodriguez, Dennis Fulton
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- June 09, 2012
The 5 Worst Marketing Ideas Ever Put into Action
Apparently, sometimes marketing people just show up to work drunk and hand over complete creative control to people who actively hate their company.
- By Eric Yosomono, Chris Rio, Evan V. Symon , Jack Hall
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- June 07, 2012
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