Guess what? There's loot scattered all over the world, just begging for a charming gentleman thief and his plan that is so insane that it just ... might ... work.
I know how important it is to you that your children feel confident and safe in every pursuit and passion of their young lives, and I am a firm believer that it takes a village. But let me be perfectly clear, I am offering none of that.
Just like you can name all the state capitals, some of the world's most respected accomplishments aren't all that big of a deal, either.
The food you buy has nothing to do with what it says on the label.
Answer: Extremely fast.
Sometimes, the most important fact in a news story doesn't emerge until months after everyone has gotten bored with it.
Every parent dreams of having a kid who's a genius, or a star athlete, or something else that makes them famous by proxy. But not everything can be gymnastics and violins.