Cracked Archive - Weird World
The 5 Most Horrific Sex Scenes in Fan Fiction History
Here are some stories that should win a Nobel Prize for discovering the long-term benefits of the universe's eventual heat death.
- By Eric A.
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- June 08, 2013
5 Things That Should Be on Every Apocalypse To-Do List
If the world were going to end tomorrow, or in a week, or in some inconveniently short period of time, I like to think these are the things we should all do to wrap up what was, all things being equal, a pretty alright existence.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 05, 2013
5 Meaningless Words That Trick You Into Buying Bad Food
I conducted my own study by going to a grocery store, isolating five ubiquitous and hazy buzzwords, and then buying every single product on which they appeared, because I care about making the world better.
- By Soren Bowie
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- June 04, 2013
The 5 Most Ridiculous Reasons Students Have Been Expelled
Grab a drink and try to wrap your head around these.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 04, 2013
The 5 Most Amazing Things Accomplished While in Prison
Sometimes those nogoodniks manage to find a way to be successful even when they're behind bars. So successful, in fact.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 01, 2013
The 6 Most Aggressively Stupid Acts of Human Endurance
If only they devoted themselves to something that wasn't utterly insane.
- By Jamie Flexman
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- June 01, 2013
5 Reasons Your Online Dating Profile Isn't Working
Your dating profile is not working because you are literally posing with a sword in your photo.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- May 31, 2013
The 5 Most Absurdly Petty National Laws Ever Enforced
If you got where you are by couping the hell out of the last guy, so what's to stop the people from doing the same to you? Furious, insane crackdowns on irrelevant bullshit, that's what!
- By Richie Ryan, Eric Yosomono, Patrick McCarty, Robert Rosati
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- May 31, 2013
5 Romantic Products Perfect for Ending Relationships
Here are five products that are falling all over themselves to act as your relationship's final Mexican standoff.
- By Soren Bowie
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- May 30, 2013
The 5 Most Incredible Things Ever Done Purely Out of Spite
Here are five things that would have never been given life if not for humanity's undying capacity to never let a thing go.
- By Kelly Stone
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- May 30, 2013
27 Insane (But True) Early Versions of Famous Characters
Some artists hide the brushstrokes well, and others have them all over the web like internet graffiti.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 29, 2013
5 People Who Quit Real Jobs to Pursue Idiotic Dreams
Ninja is never a dream you should pursue.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 26, 2013
The 6 Most Hilarious Ways People Breached Airport Security
The reality is that while you're enjoying a cavity search for accidentally packing nail clippers in your carry-on, security meltdowns of slapstick proportions nonetheless happen with frightening regularity.
- By Aaron Bland, Mary Johnson, Chris Fox
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- May 26, 2013
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