Guess what? There's loot scattered all over the world, just begging for a charming gentleman thief and his plan that is so insane that it just ... might ... work.
I know how important it is to you that your children feel confident and safe in every pursuit and passion of their young lives, and I am a firm believer that it takes a village. But let me be perfectly clear, I am offering none of that.
Just like you can name all the state capitals, some of the world's most respected accomplishments aren't all that big of a deal, either.
The food you buy has nothing to do with what it says on the label.
There's an old saying that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and I guess that can be true. But these are the ones that are hardest to see the silver lining in.
Like they say, no one strikes out in T-Ball.
Answer: Extremely fast.
We all want to be remembered after we die -- some in crazier ways than others.
You can't get wrestling fans to tune in for a couple of guys pretend-fighting for an hour; you need to spice it up. In Japan, this is done with utter insanity.
Sometimes the universe brings people into your life that seem to know just what to do to ruin your day.
Sometimes, the most important fact in a news story doesn't emerge until months after everyone has gotten bored with it.
Every parent dreams of having a kid who's a genius, or a star athlete, or something else that makes them famous by proxy. But not everything can be gymnastics and violins.
Apparently, sometimes marketing people just show up to work drunk and hand over complete creative control to people who actively hate their company.