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So You've Been Poisoned by Your Greatest Enemy
So You've Been Poisoned by Your Greatest Enemy

This is Cracked. You're in one of our probably critically acclaimed advice columns.

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The 6 Most Horrifying Health Foods in the World
The 6 Most Horrifying Health Foods in the World

All of the following dishes are considered healthy in their native cultures, but we still could not be persuaded to sit down to a nice bowl full of this stuff.

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5 Huge Mistakes Nobody Noticed for a Shockingly Long Time
5 Huge Mistakes Nobody Noticed for a Shockingly Long Time

We're not sure what exactly the following stories say about mankind, other than that none of us really know what we're doing.

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The 4 Worst Things About Being in Love
The 4 Worst Things About Being in Love

For all the poems and novels and movies and songs on the subject, there's a surprising lack of information on what to do with this damn emotion once you have it.

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The 5 Most Horrific Sex Scenes in Fan Fiction History
The 5 Most Horrific Sex Scenes in Fan Fiction History

Here are some stories that should win a Nobel Prize for discovering the long-term benefits of the universe's eventual heat death.

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5 Things That Should Be on Every Apocalypse To-Do List
5 Things That Should Be on Every Apocalypse To-Do List

If the world were going to end tomorrow, or in a week, or in some inconveniently short period of time, I like to think these are the things we should all do to wrap up what was, all things being equal, a pretty alright existence.

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5 Meaningless Words That Trick You Into Buying Bad Food
5 Meaningless Words That Trick You Into Buying Bad Food

I conducted my own study by going to a grocery store, isolating five ubiquitous and hazy buzzwords, and then buying every single product on which they appeared, because I care about making the world better.

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The 5 Most Ridiculous Reasons Students Have Been Expelled
The 5 Most Ridiculous Reasons Students Have Been Expelled

Grab a drink and try to wrap your head around these.

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The 5 Most Amazing Things Accomplished While in Prison
The 5 Most Amazing Things Accomplished While in Prison

Sometimes those nogoodniks manage to find a way to be successful even when they're behind bars. So successful, in fact.

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The 6 Most Aggressively Stupid Acts of Human Endurance
The 6 Most Aggressively Stupid Acts of Human Endurance

If only they devoted themselves to something that wasn't utterly insane.

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5 Reasons Your Online Dating Profile Isn't Working
5 Reasons Your Online Dating Profile Isn't Working

Your dating profile is not working because you are literally posing with a sword in your photo.

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The 5 Most Absurdly Petty National Laws Ever Enforced
The 5 Most Absurdly Petty National Laws Ever Enforced

If you got where you are by couping the hell out of the last guy, so what's to stop the people from doing the same to you? Furious, insane crackdowns on irrelevant bullshit, that's what!

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5 Romantic Products Perfect for Ending Relationships
5 Romantic Products Perfect for Ending Relationships

Here are five products that are falling all over themselves to act as your relationship's final Mexican standoff.

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