Cracked Archive - Weird World
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- By Chris Bucholz
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- June 15, 2013
All of the following dishes are considered healthy in their native cultures, but we still could not be persuaded to sit down to a nice bowl full of this stuff.
- By Chan Teik Onn
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- June 14, 2013
We're not sure what exactly the following stories say about mankind, other than that none of us really know what we're doing.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- June 11, 2013
For all the poems and novels and movies and songs on the subject, there's a surprising lack of information on what to do with this damn emotion once you have it.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 09, 2013
Here are some stories that should win a Nobel Prize for discovering the long-term benefits of the universe's eventual heat death.
- By Eric A.
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- June 08, 2013
If the world were going to end tomorrow, or in a week, or in some inconveniently short period of time, I like to think these are the things we should all do to wrap up what was, all things being equal, a pretty alright existence.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 05, 2013
I conducted my own study by going to a grocery store, isolating five ubiquitous and hazy buzzwords, and then buying every single product on which they appeared, because I care about making the world better.
- By Soren Bowie
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- June 04, 2013
Grab a drink and try to wrap your head around these.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 04, 2013
Sometimes those nogoodniks manage to find a way to be successful even when they're behind bars. So successful, in fact.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 01, 2013
If only they devoted themselves to something that wasn't utterly insane.
- By Jamie Flexman
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- June 01, 2013
Your dating profile is not working because you are literally posing with a sword in your photo.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- May 31, 2013
If you got where you are by couping the hell out of the last guy, so what's to stop the people from doing the same to you? Furious, insane crackdowns on irrelevant bullshit, that's what!
- By Richie Ryan, Eric Yosomono, Patrick McCarty, Robert Rosati
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- May 31, 2013
Here are five products that are falling all over themselves to act as your relationship's final Mexican standoff.
- By Soren Bowie
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- May 30, 2013
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