These images are actually exposing glaring gaps in our brain's fragile sense of reality.
Now, if you're a huge sci-fi nerd, you've probably read all of these before, but if you don't dip into the genre often, or you only read the truly canonical works, these are definitely worth checking out.
I'm missing a black T-shirt that says 'Microsoft SQL Server Devcon 2009' on it.
Infants tend to be lazy, stupid turds, as anyone who has had to work with one can attest. But it turns out that they're baby superheroes in reality.
While there no doubt are real frivolous lawsuits out there, when you go to look up the details of these stories, you usually find that things played out very differently.
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All of the following dishes are considered healthy in their native cultures, but we still could not be persuaded to sit down to a nice bowl full of this stuff.
We're not sure what exactly the following stories say about mankind, other than that none of us really know what we're doing.
For all the poems and novels and movies and songs on the subject, there's a surprising lack of information on what to do with this damn emotion once you have it.
Here are some stories that should win a Nobel Prize for discovering the long-term benefits of the universe's eventual heat death.
If the world were going to end tomorrow, or in a week, or in some inconveniently short period of time, I like to think these are the things we should all do to wrap up what was, all things being equal, a pretty alright existence.