Cracked Archive - Weird World
7 Insane Stories Behind the World's Weirdest Looking Towns
Humans are like a fungus growing on this great, big bathroom that God calls the world -- you stop paying attention for a few millennia, and that shit gets everywhere.
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- By Ivan Farkas, Simone B.
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- 292
5 Acts of Staggering Hypocrisy From Self-Righteous Critics
Here are five outspoken critics who suddenly found themselves Googling for a way to cleanly remove all of the bumper stickers from their car.
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- By Dennis Fulton, Aaron James
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- 1822
8 'Sexy' Ads That Will Haunt Your Dreams
Be warned -- some of the following is probably NSFW, unless your workplace is either seriously chill or incredibly disturbing.
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- By Tristan Greer
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- 377
6 Absurd Ways Comics Brought Dead Superheroes Back to Life
Pretty much every comic book character has died at least once. Unfortunately, not all of them get awesome stories of resurrection.
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- By Diana McCallum, Tara Marie
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- 536
The 5 Craziest Human Languages Spoken Around the World
All languages are tough. But these next few are 'hardcore' difficulty.
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- By Adam Hoss
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- 654
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6 Sworn Enemies Who Teamed Up and Kicked Ass
Hope you have some handkerchiefs ready.
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- By A.C. Grimes
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- 597
19 Bananas (Actual) Laws
You're all worthy of having your asses kicked by Batman, and we have proof.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 864
The 6 Most Amazing Things Ever Traded For Pointless Crap
With a few seemingly lateral moves, a healthy dose of persistence, and a few metric craptons of luck, some folks started from the bottom, now they here.
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- By Alexander Pan
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- 347
5 Absurdly Badass Action Figures of Unlikely Characters
Not everybody in an action film gets to be the hero. But as long as money exists, those wimps will still get a toy version of themselves.
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- By JM McNab
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- 303
5 Surprising Things That Are Secretly Making You Fat
The Western world is getting fatter. But there are far stranger forces than Loaded Doritos working to embiggen your ass.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 560
6 Real Police Screw-Ups That Put Chief Wiggum to Shame
Let's just say right off the top that police officers have a tough job, and there's literally no one else we want to call if somebody with a crowbar is chasing us down an alley.
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- By A.C. Grimes, David W. Parsons
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- 705
8 Insanely Valuable Items You Probably Owned (and Threw Out)
And no, we're not talking about that mint condition Batman Issue No. 1 -- we're talking about seemingly worthless junk.
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- By Drew Anders
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- 771
5 Terrifying Things I Learned While Buying Guns on Facebook
When journalist Harmon Leon posed as an extremely creepy person with cash in hand, he found that it's alarmingly easy to get some of the most dangerous weapons in the world with nothing more than an Internet connection.
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- By Harmon Leon
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- 1649
5 Insane Things 'Deadliest Catch' Leaves Out About My Job
Fishing in the choppy, frozen waters off Alaska is the worst of the worst. We spoke with Dash Adams to learn just how bad it can get.
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- By Kier Harris, Dash Adams
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- 417
The 5 Dumbest Powers Ever Given to Famous Superheroes
No one remembers these -- in part because they were phased out by the comics before they hit the big time, and in part because they're underwear-on-the-head stupid.
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- By Tristan Cooper, Matthew Thomas
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- 506