These images are actually exposing glaring gaps in our brain's fragile sense of reality.
I'm missing a black T-shirt that says 'Microsoft SQL Server Devcon 2009' on it.
While there no doubt are real frivolous lawsuits out there, when you go to look up the details of these stories, you usually find that things played out very differently.
We're not sure what exactly the following stories say about mankind, other than that none of us really know what we're doing.
Here are some stories that should win a Nobel Prize for discovering the long-term benefits of the universe's eventual heat death.
If the world were going to end tomorrow, or in a week, or in some inconveniently short period of time, I like to think these are the things we should all do to wrap up what was, all things being equal, a pretty alright existence.