5:30 p.m. -- Go full-on Scrooge McDuck with unearned fortune.
Apparently, replacing yourself with the equivalent of a computer-programming Megazord works, because while Bob was busy watching cats have lightsaber duels, the company was busy labeling him "the best developer in the building." Yeah, you could say that Bob had thought of everything, if it weren't for the fact that he hadn't: during a review, it came to the attention of the security team that Bob was remotely accessing the company's network -- from China -- while also sitting in his office, staring intently at his computer monitor and purposefully hitting his space bar. Either Bob was a clone, or Bob's jig was up.
Bob's story ends pretty much exactly how you'd expect it to. His intricate plan to get rich from the blood, sweat, and tears of an army of underpaid Chinese workers discovered, he was immediately promoted to CEO.
Which he then delegated to an Indonesian sweatshop for $40 a week.
OK, he was actually fired (still, admit that we had you going there for a moment).